Agnostic Preacher's Lament
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Oh, heavenly Father, if You're up there and I hope You are
I come to You this morning with a bit of a situation
You see, I made some pretty bold claims about our relationship
And now I have I guess what You could call a congregation
Now I don't even know if You exist
And if You don't, that's Your business
Still though, if You could
Just hear me out on this
I promised a lot of people
I would be appealing to You
On their behalf this morning
And now I am at a loss for what to say
One thing I do know for sure
Is that everybody here wants
There to be a Heaven
Or like an after thing
And don't kill the messenger here
But everybody is also really hoping
For this after thing
To be better than this thing
Not because we don't love this thing
We could live here forever
Which I'll get to later
But first we'd like an after
And we'd like it to be better
Also, there's a lot of people here
That none of us can get along with
And we don't want 'em at the after thing
Someone here even suggested
They should have an after thing that's a, like worse
Mainly though
Everybody just wants to succeed
At everything they try
Live forever and never die
That's it in a nutshell really
Succeed at everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
That's the one thing everyone agrees on
They wanna succeed at everything they try
And they wanna live forever and never die
On that we're unanimous
We'd like to succeed at everything we try
Live forever and never die
And if that's too much to ask
Heaven is fine, will be fine, You know
Also, You know, I took a lot of money from these people
And they are starting to ask a lot of questions
So You know
Forgive me or whatever
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
I come to You this morning with a bit of a situation
You see, I made some pretty bold claims about our relationship
And now I have I guess what You could call a congregation
Now I don't even know if You exist
And if You don't, that's Your business
Still though, if You could
Just hear me out on this
I promised a lot of people
I would be appealing to You
On their behalf this morning
And now I am at a loss for what to say
One thing I do know for sure
Is that everybody here wants
There to be a Heaven
Or like an after thing
And don't kill the messenger here
But everybody is also really hoping
For this after thing
To be better than this thing
Not because we don't love this thing
We could live here forever
Which I'll get to later
But first we'd like an after
And we'd like it to be better
Also, there's a lot of people here
That none of us can get along with
And we don't want 'em at the after thing
Someone here even suggested
They should have an after thing that's a, like worse
Mainly though
Everybody just wants to succeed
At everything they try
Live forever and never die
That's it in a nutshell really
Succeed at everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
That's the one thing everyone agrees on
They wanna succeed at everything they try
And they wanna live forever and never die
On that we're unanimous
We'd like to succeed at everything we try
Live forever and never die
And if that's too much to ask
Heaven is fine, will be fine, You know
Also, You know, I took a lot of money from these people
And they are starting to ask a lot of questions
So You know
Forgive me or whatever
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
Everything we ever try
Live forever and never die
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:22.14] Oh, heavenly Father, if You're up there and I hope You are
[00:26.90] I come to You this morning with a bit of a situation
[00:30.38] You see, I made some pretty bold claims about our relationship
[00:34.44] And now I have I guess what You could call a congregation
[00:38.89] Now I don't even know if You exist
[00:41.43] And if You don't, that's Your business
[00:43.88] Still though, if You could
[00:45.81] Just hear me out on this
[00:48.06] I promised a lot of people
[00:49.65] I would be appealing to You
[00:50.96] On their behalf this morning
[00:52.32] And now I am at a loss for what to say
[00:56.65] One thing I do know for sure
[00:58.13] Is that everybody here wants
[00:59.82] There to be a Heaven
[01:01.74] Or like an after thing
[01:04.10] And don't kill the messenger here
[01:06.10] But everybody is also really hoping
[01:08.31] For this after thing
[01:10.02] To be better than this thing
[01:12.33] Not because we don't love this thing
[01:14.49] We could live here forever
[01:15.78] Which I'll get to later
[01:17.78] But first we'd like an after
[01:20.55] And we'd like it to be better
[01:22.70] Also, there's a lot of people here
[01:25.03] That none of us can get along with
[01:27.44] And we don't want 'em at the after thing
[01:30.66] Someone here even suggested
[01:32.09] They should have an after thing that's a, like worse
[01:36.68] Mainly though
[01:37.80] Everybody just wants to succeed
[01:39.79] At everything they try
[01:41.66] Live forever and never die
[01:43.84] That's it in a nutshell really
[01:45.49] Succeed at everything we ever try
[01:48.19] Live forever and never die
[01:49.93] That's the one thing everyone agrees on
[01:53.00] They wanna succeed at everything they try
[01:56.06] And they wanna live forever and never die
[01:58.79] On that we're unanimous
[02:02.87] We'd like to succeed at everything we try
[02:05.39] Live forever and never die
[02:07.34] And if that's too much to ask
[02:08.90] Heaven is fine, will be fine, You know
[02:13.11] Also, You know, I took a lot of money from these people
[02:17.00] And they are starting to ask a lot of questions
[02:20.41] So You know
[02:23.22] Forgive me or whatever
[02:34.00] Everything we ever try
[02:37.44] Live forever and never die
[02:41.16] Everything we ever try
[02:44.70] Live forever and never die
[02:48.52] Everything we ever try
[02:52.12] Live forever and never die
[02:56.05] Everything we ever try
[02:59.52] Live forever and never die
[03:03.26]
[00:26.90] I come to You this morning with a bit of a situation
[00:30.38] You see, I made some pretty bold claims about our relationship
[00:34.44] And now I have I guess what You could call a congregation
[00:38.89] Now I don't even know if You exist
[00:41.43] And if You don't, that's Your business
[00:43.88] Still though, if You could
[00:45.81] Just hear me out on this
[00:48.06] I promised a lot of people
[00:49.65] I would be appealing to You
[00:50.96] On their behalf this morning
[00:52.32] And now I am at a loss for what to say
[00:56.65] One thing I do know for sure
[00:58.13] Is that everybody here wants
[00:59.82] There to be a Heaven
[01:01.74] Or like an after thing
[01:04.10] And don't kill the messenger here
[01:06.10] But everybody is also really hoping
[01:08.31] For this after thing
[01:10.02] To be better than this thing
[01:12.33] Not because we don't love this thing
[01:14.49] We could live here forever
[01:15.78] Which I'll get to later
[01:17.78] But first we'd like an after
[01:20.55] And we'd like it to be better
[01:22.70] Also, there's a lot of people here
[01:25.03] That none of us can get along with
[01:27.44] And we don't want 'em at the after thing
[01:30.66] Someone here even suggested
[01:32.09] They should have an after thing that's a, like worse
[01:36.68] Mainly though
[01:37.80] Everybody just wants to succeed
[01:39.79] At everything they try
[01:41.66] Live forever and never die
[01:43.84] That's it in a nutshell really
[01:45.49] Succeed at everything we ever try
[01:48.19] Live forever and never die
[01:49.93] That's the one thing everyone agrees on
[01:53.00] They wanna succeed at everything they try
[01:56.06] And they wanna live forever and never die
[01:58.79] On that we're unanimous
[02:02.87] We'd like to succeed at everything we try
[02:05.39] Live forever and never die
[02:07.34] And if that's too much to ask
[02:08.90] Heaven is fine, will be fine, You know
[02:13.11] Also, You know, I took a lot of money from these people
[02:17.00] And they are starting to ask a lot of questions
[02:20.41] So You know
[02:23.22] Forgive me or whatever
[02:34.00] Everything we ever try
[02:37.44] Live forever and never die
[02:41.16] Everything we ever try
[02:44.70] Live forever and never die
[02:48.52] Everything we ever try
[02:52.12] Live forever and never die
[02:56.05] Everything we ever try
[02:59.52] Live forever and never die
[03:03.26]