Dave

This is not a love song
This is a message to
Someone who changed my life
He could even change you
He's not a wealthy man
He's no one's first pick
He's not smart man
He's just a dick

Dave, Dave
You're an asshole (you're an asshole)
I hope you die
In a black hole (In a black hole)
Dave, Dave
You're a trash fire (You're a trash fire)
Your demise
Is my desire
Dave, you suck
I hate your guts

He's the kind of guy who will need 5 bucks
But when you ask him for money, he'll tell you to shut up
He'll go outside to commit hate crimes
He ran over my cat 7 times
And when he speaks
I want him to stop
Dave, he reeks
Like a gas station mop
He might seem kind
He might seem cool
But deep inside, he's just a tool

Dave, Dave
I hate you (like a tumor)
Sometimes I wonder why did god create you?
Dave, Dave
You're literally the worst (more than Hitler)
Knowing you is like a curse
Do do doodle do dwee dwee I hate you dave
I'll be the one to dig your grave

Dave you're such a waste of space
I hate your stupid ugly face
Jump off a cliff, drown in a lake
Even Bob Ross thinks you're a mistake
Dave, Dave, you're horrendous
You still find new ways to offend us
Dave, Dave, how I want you gone
You're as useless as a white crayon