Can't Get You to Love Me

[00:02.98] I can mark time walk a straight line
[00:18.15] Grab a mad bull by the nose
[00:19.71] I can stand still on an ant-hill
[00:21.63] And not once get itchy toes
[00:23.41] I can even for no reason
[00:25.17] Be as nice as I am rude
[00:26.99] But I can't get you to love me
[00:29.39] I just can't get you to love me
[00:31.29] What do I do?
[00:33.23] I can stand up put my hand up
[00:36.73] Where perhaps it shouldn't be
[00:38.69] I can go down to a hoe-down?
[00:40.76] Have one hell of a yippee!
[00:42.84] I can also if you must know
[00:44.60] Do whatever else I choose
[00:46.59] But I can't get you to love me
[00:48.52] I just can't get you to love me
[00:50.18] What do I do?
[00:52.85] All of my life I've been waiting
[00:56.12] For a moment like this
[00:57.71] And now that I've found it
[01:00.82] You know something's amiss
[01:02.09] Can't get you to love me...
[01:09.07] I can tell tales hammer toe-nails
[01:23.35] Write a letter to the Queen
[01:25.14] I can easily and discreetly
[01:27.01] Be as charming as obscene
[01:28.85] When I feel light
[01:30.60] I can take a fight
[01:31.48] But I know one thing for sure
[01:32.76] I just can't get you to love me
[01:34.88] I just can't get you to love me
[01:36.74] What do I do?
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