Murphy's Law
๐ต 1698 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:11 duration
๐ ID: 5765985
๐ Lyrics
Mercury must be in retrograde
Nothing lately has gone my way
My life's on fire, I'm getting tired
They say that bad things come in threes
But how come it doesn't when it's me?
Every day is harder, sanity seems farther
Woke up late, lost my phone
Tried to call it, dial tone
Out of gas, tires blown
Typical, I'm alone
There goes Murphy's law
Tell me, where did I go wrong?
Keeping calm and carry on
Lifeline's blurry in my palm
Down to my last straw
Picking out my every flaw
Wish I had a crystal ball
But I guess that's just Murphy's law
(Guess that's just Murphy's law)
The internet poisoned my brain
Washed my standards down the drain
Plug me in and rewire, I'm preaching to the choir
'Cause I'm not the way I used to be
Doubt my old self in gasoline
Killed my desire, that girl expired
Woke up late, lost my phone
Tried to call it, dial tone
What's the worst that could happen?
Anything you'd imagine (yeah)
There goes Murphy's law
Tell me, where did I go wrong?
Keeping calm and carry on
Lifeline's blurry in my palm
Down to my last straw
Picking out my every flaw
Wish I had a crystal ball
But I guess that's just Murphy's law
Talking through to feel it out
Yeah, that's the only way I know how
I'm human confusion
Nothing is as soothing as
Thinking later, speaking now
Secrets sneak their way through my mouth
I know what I'm doing, I'm
Always picking and choosing
(What's the worst that could happen?
(Anything you'd imagine)
There goes Murphy's law
Tell me, where did I go wrong?
What's the worst that could happen?
Anything you'd imagine
What's the worst? What's the worst?
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst? What's the worst?
What's the worst that could happen?
Nothing lately has gone my way
My life's on fire, I'm getting tired
They say that bad things come in threes
But how come it doesn't when it's me?
Every day is harder, sanity seems farther
Woke up late, lost my phone
Tried to call it, dial tone
Out of gas, tires blown
Typical, I'm alone
There goes Murphy's law
Tell me, where did I go wrong?
Keeping calm and carry on
Lifeline's blurry in my palm
Down to my last straw
Picking out my every flaw
Wish I had a crystal ball
But I guess that's just Murphy's law
(Guess that's just Murphy's law)
The internet poisoned my brain
Washed my standards down the drain
Plug me in and rewire, I'm preaching to the choir
'Cause I'm not the way I used to be
Doubt my old self in gasoline
Killed my desire, that girl expired
Woke up late, lost my phone
Tried to call it, dial tone
What's the worst that could happen?
Anything you'd imagine (yeah)
There goes Murphy's law
Tell me, where did I go wrong?
Keeping calm and carry on
Lifeline's blurry in my palm
Down to my last straw
Picking out my every flaw
Wish I had a crystal ball
But I guess that's just Murphy's law
Talking through to feel it out
Yeah, that's the only way I know how
I'm human confusion
Nothing is as soothing as
Thinking later, speaking now
Secrets sneak their way through my mouth
I know what I'm doing, I'm
Always picking and choosing
(What's the worst that could happen?
(Anything you'd imagine)
There goes Murphy's law
Tell me, where did I go wrong?
What's the worst that could happen?
Anything you'd imagine
What's the worst? What's the worst?
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst? What's the worst?
What's the worst that could happen?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.48] Mercury must be in retrograde
[00:08.50] Nothing lately has gone my way
[00:11.44] My life's on fire, I'm getting tired
[00:16.91] They say that bad things come in threes
[00:19.87] But how come it doesn't when it's me?
[00:22.76] Every day is harder, sanity seems farther
[00:28.07] Woke up late, lost my phone
[00:30.97] Tried to call it, dial tone
[00:33.64] Out of gas, tires blown
[00:36.51] Typical, I'm alone
[00:39.13] There goes Murphy's law
[00:41.80] Tell me, where did I go wrong?
[00:44.72] Keeping calm and carry on
[00:47.43] Lifeline's blurry in my palm
[00:50.24] Down to my last straw
[00:53.14] Picking out my every flaw
[00:55.91] Wish I had a crystal ball
[00:58.66] But I guess that's just Murphy's law
[01:04.38] (Guess that's just Murphy's law)
[01:06.76] The internet poisoned my brain
[01:09.99] Washed my standards down the drain
[01:12.77] Plug me in and rewire, I'm preaching to the choir
[01:18.35] 'Cause I'm not the way I used to be
[01:21.28] Doubt my old self in gasoline
[01:23.94] Killed my desire, that girl expired
[01:29.42] Woke up late, lost my phone
[01:32.42] Tried to call it, dial tone
[01:35.18] What's the worst that could happen?
[01:37.97] Anything you'd imagine (yeah)
[01:40.34] There goes Murphy's law
[01:43.36] Tell me, where did I go wrong?
[01:46.15] Keeping calm and carry on
[01:48.84] Lifeline's blurry in my palm
[01:51.70] Down to my last straw
[01:54.56] Picking out my every flaw
[01:57.11] Wish I had a crystal ball
[01:59.87] But I guess that's just Murphy's law
[02:03.03] Talking through to feel it out
[02:05.88] Yeah, that's the only way I know how
[02:08.91] I'm human confusion
[02:11.64] Nothing is as soothing as
[02:14.33] Thinking later, speaking now
[02:17.01] Secrets sneak their way through my mouth
[02:19.96] I know what I'm doing, I'm
[02:22.87] Always picking and choosing
[02:28.25]
[02:30.75] (What's the worst that could happen?
[02:33.61] (Anything you'd imagine)
[02:36.37] There goes Murphy's law
[02:39.32] Tell me, where did I go wrong?
[02:42.19] What's the worst that could happen?
[02:45.03] Anything you'd imagine
[02:47.82] What's the worst? What's the worst?
[02:50.47] What's the worst that could happen?
[02:53.39] What's the worst? What's the worst?
[02:56.00] What's the worst that could happen?
[02:59.84]
[00:08.50] Nothing lately has gone my way
[00:11.44] My life's on fire, I'm getting tired
[00:16.91] They say that bad things come in threes
[00:19.87] But how come it doesn't when it's me?
[00:22.76] Every day is harder, sanity seems farther
[00:28.07] Woke up late, lost my phone
[00:30.97] Tried to call it, dial tone
[00:33.64] Out of gas, tires blown
[00:36.51] Typical, I'm alone
[00:39.13] There goes Murphy's law
[00:41.80] Tell me, where did I go wrong?
[00:44.72] Keeping calm and carry on
[00:47.43] Lifeline's blurry in my palm
[00:50.24] Down to my last straw
[00:53.14] Picking out my every flaw
[00:55.91] Wish I had a crystal ball
[00:58.66] But I guess that's just Murphy's law
[01:04.38] (Guess that's just Murphy's law)
[01:06.76] The internet poisoned my brain
[01:09.99] Washed my standards down the drain
[01:12.77] Plug me in and rewire, I'm preaching to the choir
[01:18.35] 'Cause I'm not the way I used to be
[01:21.28] Doubt my old self in gasoline
[01:23.94] Killed my desire, that girl expired
[01:29.42] Woke up late, lost my phone
[01:32.42] Tried to call it, dial tone
[01:35.18] What's the worst that could happen?
[01:37.97] Anything you'd imagine (yeah)
[01:40.34] There goes Murphy's law
[01:43.36] Tell me, where did I go wrong?
[01:46.15] Keeping calm and carry on
[01:48.84] Lifeline's blurry in my palm
[01:51.70] Down to my last straw
[01:54.56] Picking out my every flaw
[01:57.11] Wish I had a crystal ball
[01:59.87] But I guess that's just Murphy's law
[02:03.03] Talking through to feel it out
[02:05.88] Yeah, that's the only way I know how
[02:08.91] I'm human confusion
[02:11.64] Nothing is as soothing as
[02:14.33] Thinking later, speaking now
[02:17.01] Secrets sneak their way through my mouth
[02:19.96] I know what I'm doing, I'm
[02:22.87] Always picking and choosing
[02:28.25]
[02:30.75] (What's the worst that could happen?
[02:33.61] (Anything you'd imagine)
[02:36.37] There goes Murphy's law
[02:39.32] Tell me, where did I go wrong?
[02:42.19] What's the worst that could happen?
[02:45.03] Anything you'd imagine
[02:47.82] What's the worst? What's the worst?
[02:50.47] What's the worst that could happen?
[02:53.39] What's the worst? What's the worst?
[02:56.00] What's the worst that could happen?
[02:59.84]