Hey History (Don’t Go Changin’)

I said "Hey, History
You know they're gonna blame you for everything?
I think it's time you split the scene
Just take my car, take the keys
And go and lay low somewhere for a few centuries
Find some easier company"

Yes I said "Hey, History
Well here comes the neighbourhood, man
And you'd better believe
You don't want these folks for an enemy"

I was standin' on a beach
Couldn't tell if I was awake or asleep
Yeah, the wheels in my head were just
Spinnin' free

And I won't let you down
If you don't go changin'
If you'll just come around
Well I promise, we'll find you
Somethin' to look forward to

Now "Hey, History
Well the first time around you don't succeed
Best clear your shit from the library
And become someone else entirely
Instead of drunk in a motel room watching TV"
It's the weather channel, it's the series finale

And I said "Hey, now, hey, History
Don't just sit there starin' back at eternity
Thinkin' about how things might've been"

I was standin' on a beach
You were somewhere up in the distance ahead of me
When the brainiac birds started
Circling

And I won't let you down
If you don't go changin'
If you'll just come around
Well I promise, now

Well I won't let you down
If you don't go changin'
If you'll just turn around
You'll see, right behind you
Somethin' to look forward to
Somethin' to look forward to

Now "Hey, History
Well I know someday you'll fix everything
And we'll start again, just
You and me"