My Ego

One night while I lay sleeping
A phantom ghost came creeping
He entered through my door
And tip toed across the floor
And when he reached where I lay
He leaned right to my ear
Though softly, he seemed to say
His words were very clear
Hi me, he said how you been?
It's been too long, slip some skin
My goodness how you've grown
And hasn't time really flown?
I've come to tell you what's what
And really fuck with your head
Tell you what's hot and what's not
You're gonna wish you were dead

Hello, welcome to my ego
Wherever I go he goes
Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky?
Oh no, now we're out control
Acting like an arsehole
Welcome to the show

Now looking in the mirror
Face to face with the horror
It's Apocalypse Now
But starring Stephen Chow
This guy is really scary
This weirdo's freaking me out
He's Asian but he's hairy
It's freaking creeping me out
I don't know who this dude thinks
He's tryna fool and convince
His bullshit just doesn't stink
And how big his dick is
How sick his shit is (Shit)
How slick his hit is (Hit)
How fit his bitch is (Hit)
Think he should mind his business

Hello, welcome to my ego
Wherever I go he goes
Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky?
Oh no, now we're out control
Acting like an arsehole
Welcome to the show

Last night right after the show
I had to let myself go
I got too needy, wouldn't leave me
Just for a second alone
But I still sleep with myself
That's kind of complicated
I steal the blankets as well
That gets me so frustrated
No touchy touch, but who knows
What goes on while I sleeping
Pop NoDoz, lie there and watch
Me softly gently breathing
Write poetry and sweet prose
And send it to myself
We'll always be together
'Cause there's nobody else

Hello, welcome to my ego
Wherever I go he goes
Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky?
Oh no, now we're out control
Acting like an arsehole
Welcome to the show

Hello, welcome to my ego
Wherever I go he goes
Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky?
Oh no, now we're out control
Acting like an arsehole
Welcome to the show

Hello, welcome to my ego
Wherever I go he goes
Ain't it just so creepy, freaky-deaky?
Oh no, now we're out control
Acting like an arsehole
Welcome to the show

G'day, mate
Do you know what day it is?
Are you going mad?
A-are you getting much sleep?