MY DICK
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โฑ๏ธ 3:24 duration
๐ ID: 583026
๐ Lyrics
E-e-e-very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yank's, it's a telephone
'Ere have a look just have a butcher's
Northern monkey Comanches
My dick's bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail
Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My dick like the Mississippi river
My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your dick is small like Frodo
Young punk in this motherfucker
Place looking right in this motherfucker
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
Dick so big, got a car alarm
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing thing bigger than the big bang
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Your dick's growing mold
My dick shines like gold
Your dick's like the pope
My dick don't get old
Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy
But if I donated my shit to science
Motherfuckers start a riot
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
That's a small dick
Dick, dick, dick
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yank's, it's a telephone
'Ere have a look just have a butcher's
Northern monkey Comanches
My dick's bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail
Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour
My dick like the Mississippi river
My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your dick is small like Frodo
Young punk in this motherfucker
Place looking right in this motherfucker
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
Dick so big, got a car alarm
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing thing bigger than the big bang
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Your dick's growing mold
My dick shines like gold
Your dick's like the pope
My dick don't get old
Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy
But if I donated my shit to science
Motherfuckers start a riot
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
That's a small dick
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.55] E-e-e-very time I look at my dick
[00:03.72] Dick, dick, dick
[00:06.12] Call me on the dog and bone
[00:08.14] All you Yank's, it's a telephone
[00:10.07] 'Ere have a look just have a butcher's
[00:11.70] Northern monkey Comanches
[00:13.71] My dick's bigger than your brother
[00:15.34] Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother
[00:17.12] My dick's bigger than Wales
[00:19.04] And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail
[00:21.00] Ma bite mec
[00:22.36] Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
[00:24.46] Ta bite mec
[00:25.84] Ca voit meme pas le jour
[00:28.94] My dick like the Mississippi river
[00:32.20] My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?
[00:35.96] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[00:42.29] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[00:49.27] Goddamn
[00:50.64] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[00:57.29] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[01:04.59] Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
[01:07.48] My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean
[01:09.31] So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
[01:11.15] Your dick look like Adam Levine
[01:12.73] My dick like Pinocchio nose
[01:14.73] I lie and I just watch it grow
[01:16.50] I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
[01:18.43] While your dick is small like Frodo
[01:20.49] Young punk in this motherfucker
[01:22.38] Place looking right in this motherfucker
[01:23.85] Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
[01:26.04] Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter
[01:27.78] Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
[01:29.27] Dick so big, got a car alarm
[01:31.09] Dick so big that it bought the farm
[01:32.81] Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
[01:34.98] Coming through with a big wang
[01:36.80] Doing thing bigger than the big bang
[01:38.67] Your dick don't got no name
[01:40.52] Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
[01:42.47] V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[01:45.87] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[01:52.65] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[01:59.17] Goddamn
[02:00.61] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[02:06.55] Goddamn
[02:08.23] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[02:13.91] Goddamn
[02:15.47] Your dick's growing mold
[02:19.01] My dick shines like gold
[02:22.84] Your dick's like the pope
[02:26.62] My dick don't get old
[02:30.24] Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy
[02:39.02] But if I donated my shit to science
[02:42.87] Motherfuckers start a riot
[02:48.21] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[02:54.65] Goddamn
[02:56.04] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[03:01.90] Goddamn
[03:03.71] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[03:09.26] Goddamn
[03:10.83] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[03:17.03] That's a small dick
[03:18.80]
[00:03.72] Dick, dick, dick
[00:06.12] Call me on the dog and bone
[00:08.14] All you Yank's, it's a telephone
[00:10.07] 'Ere have a look just have a butcher's
[00:11.70] Northern monkey Comanches
[00:13.71] My dick's bigger than your brother
[00:15.34] Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother
[00:17.12] My dick's bigger than Wales
[00:19.04] And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail
[00:21.00] Ma bite mec
[00:22.36] Ca monte jusqu'a la tour
[00:24.46] Ta bite mec
[00:25.84] Ca voit meme pas le jour
[00:28.94] My dick like the Mississippi river
[00:32.20] My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?
[00:35.96] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[00:42.29] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[00:49.27] Goddamn
[00:50.64] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[00:57.29] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[01:04.59] Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
[01:07.48] My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean
[01:09.31] So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
[01:11.15] Your dick look like Adam Levine
[01:12.73] My dick like Pinocchio nose
[01:14.73] I lie and I just watch it grow
[01:16.50] I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
[01:18.43] While your dick is small like Frodo
[01:20.49] Young punk in this motherfucker
[01:22.38] Place looking right in this motherfucker
[01:23.85] Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
[01:26.04] Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter
[01:27.78] Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
[01:29.27] Dick so big, got a car alarm
[01:31.09] Dick so big that it bought the farm
[01:32.81] Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
[01:34.98] Coming through with a big wang
[01:36.80] Doing thing bigger than the big bang
[01:38.67] Your dick don't got no name
[01:40.52] Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
[01:42.47] V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[01:45.87] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[01:52.65] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[01:59.17] Goddamn
[02:00.61] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[02:06.55] Goddamn
[02:08.23] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[02:13.91] Goddamn
[02:15.47] Your dick's growing mold
[02:19.01] My dick shines like gold
[02:22.84] Your dick's like the pope
[02:26.62] My dick don't get old
[02:30.24] Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy
[02:39.02] But if I donated my shit to science
[02:42.87] Motherfuckers start a riot
[02:48.21] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[02:54.65] Goddamn
[02:56.04] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[03:01.90] Goddamn
[03:03.71] Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
[03:09.26] Goddamn
[03:10.83] Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
[03:17.03] That's a small dick
[03:18.80]