Bake Sale or Bust! A Cautionary Tale

Hey there human
Why don't you step here
And spend a little of your money on me
We've got doughnuts
Made for spiders
Buy for spiders

We've got pastries
A dough of plenty
Ba Dubachick Aditadato
Tasty Tasty
I've got Tasty cider here

Ho now human
Don't delay now
Times are runnin
A runnin' short now
And if you don't buy
You are going to die today

Ba deba de dato
Bot today
Bot today
Bot today
Ba deba de dato
If you don't pay
You don't pay
You don't pay
Rada da da da
Die today
Die today
Die today
If you'd been a bit more charitable
At the spider bake sale
You'd've got away

Ba deba de dato
Bot today
Bot today
Bot today
If you'd been a bit more charitable
At the spider bake sale
You'd've got away

Ba deba de dato
Bot today
Bot today
Bot today
Ba deba de dato
If you don't pay
You don't pay
You don't pay
Rada da da da
Die today
Die today
Die today
If you'd been a bit more charitable
At the spider bake sale
You'd've got away