A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
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โฑ๏ธ 3:37 duration
๐ ID: 5893712
๐ Lyrics
I've met some specimens in my time
They are out there, that's fine
I've met people who were bloody delightful
But not you, you are an asshole
We hate bullies
Don't think anyone likes 'em
I've seen my share, you qualify
My dad would say you need a clip 'round the ear hole
You're not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis
Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
I'm supposed to know my place
To keep quiet, and save face
You're in charge lieutenant commander
News just in, you're a bit of a wanker
I meet assholes on a daily basis
I've met loads, you're number one
I thought I'd write a little song in your honor
Guess what, you're not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece
Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
Once we'd eaten our own body weight in fine dining
We left the hideout and hit the streets hard
In search of the deadly coronavirus
It didn't take us long before we followed
The beast into a nearby strip bar
We battled the vicious creature for nearly 15 hours
Forced to engage in a series of deadly drinking games
But it wasn't long before he pissed his jeans
And the day was won, hurrah!
Back to the bus for a celebratory beer
A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
You're not a terminally arrogant individual
Or radically anti-social habitual
Not an insufferable moronic gobshite
Or a terminally over baring asswipe
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're just an asshole
You, yeah you, you are an asshole
You, my friend, are an asshole
(Asshole)
They are out there, that's fine
I've met people who were bloody delightful
But not you, you are an asshole
We hate bullies
Don't think anyone likes 'em
I've seen my share, you qualify
My dad would say you need a clip 'round the ear hole
You're not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis
Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
I'm supposed to know my place
To keep quiet, and save face
You're in charge lieutenant commander
News just in, you're a bit of a wanker
I meet assholes on a daily basis
I've met loads, you're number one
I thought I'd write a little song in your honor
Guess what, you're not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece
Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
Once we'd eaten our own body weight in fine dining
We left the hideout and hit the streets hard
In search of the deadly coronavirus
It didn't take us long before we followed
The beast into a nearby strip bar
We battled the vicious creature for nearly 15 hours
Forced to engage in a series of deadly drinking games
But it wasn't long before he pissed his jeans
And the day was won, hurrah!
Back to the bus for a celebratory beer
A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
You're not a terminally arrogant individual
Or radically anti-social habitual
Not an insufferable moronic gobshite
Or a terminally over baring asswipe
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're an asshole
You, yeah you, you're just an asshole
You, yeah you, you are an asshole
You, my friend, are an asshole
(Asshole)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.41] I've met some specimens in my time
[00:16.43] They are out there, that's fine
[00:19.77] I've met people who were bloody delightful
[00:22.65] But not you, you are an asshole
[00:26.12] We hate bullies
[00:27.12] Don't think anyone likes 'em
[00:29.48] I've seen my share, you qualify
[00:32.69] My dad would say you need a clip 'round the ear hole
[00:35.50] You're not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis
[00:38.73] Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes
[00:41.86] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[00:48.26] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[00:55.19] I'm supposed to know my place
[00:58.22] To keep quiet, and save face
[01:01.68] You're in charge lieutenant commander
[01:04.49] News just in, you're a bit of a wanker
[01:07.56] I meet assholes on a daily basis
[01:10.94] I've met loads, you're number one
[01:14.13] I thought I'd write a little song in your honor
[01:16.94] Guess what, you're not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece
[01:20.67] Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces
[01:23.45] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[01:29.89] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[01:37.88] Once we'd eaten our own body weight in fine dining
[01:40.03] We left the hideout and hit the streets hard
[01:42.06] In search of the deadly coronavirus
[01:44.50] It didn't take us long before we followed
[01:46.67] The beast into a nearby strip bar
[01:48.48] We battled the vicious creature for nearly 15 hours
[01:51.61] Forced to engage in a series of deadly drinking games
[01:54.57] But it wasn't long before he pissed his jeans
[01:56.50] And the day was won, hurrah!
[01:58.85] Back to the bus for a celebratory beer
[02:01.84] A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
[02:08.36] A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
[02:14.77] A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
[02:21.17] A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[02:36.84] You're not a terminally arrogant individual
[02:40.37] Or radically anti-social habitual
[02:43.47] Not an insufferable moronic gobshite
[02:46.68] Or a terminally over baring asswipe
[02:49.83] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[02:56.13] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[03:02.88] You, yeah you, you're just an asshole
[03:09.06] You, yeah you, you are an asshole
[03:28.42] You, my friend, are an asshole
[03:34.27] (Asshole)
[03:36.02]
[00:16.43] They are out there, that's fine
[00:19.77] I've met people who were bloody delightful
[00:22.65] But not you, you are an asshole
[00:26.12] We hate bullies
[00:27.12] Don't think anyone likes 'em
[00:29.48] I've seen my share, you qualify
[00:32.69] My dad would say you need a clip 'round the ear hole
[00:35.50] You're not a narcissistic, egotistic psychosis
[00:38.73] Or a grandiose, arrogance interposes
[00:41.86] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[00:48.26] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[00:55.19] I'm supposed to know my place
[00:58.22] To keep quiet, and save face
[01:01.68] You're in charge lieutenant commander
[01:04.49] News just in, you're a bit of a wanker
[01:07.56] I meet assholes on a daily basis
[01:10.94] I've met loads, you're number one
[01:14.13] I thought I'd write a little song in your honor
[01:16.94] Guess what, you're not a bothersome pestiferous ring piece
[01:20.67] Or a megalomaniac obnoxious faeces
[01:23.45] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[01:29.89] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[01:37.88] Once we'd eaten our own body weight in fine dining
[01:40.03] We left the hideout and hit the streets hard
[01:42.06] In search of the deadly coronavirus
[01:44.50] It didn't take us long before we followed
[01:46.67] The beast into a nearby strip bar
[01:48.48] We battled the vicious creature for nearly 15 hours
[01:51.61] Forced to engage in a series of deadly drinking games
[01:54.57] But it wasn't long before he pissed his jeans
[01:56.50] And the day was won, hurrah!
[01:58.85] Back to the bus for a celebratory beer
[02:01.84] A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
[02:08.36] A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
[02:14.77] A-S-S-H-O-L-E (asshole)
[02:21.17] A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[02:36.84] You're not a terminally arrogant individual
[02:40.37] Or radically anti-social habitual
[02:43.47] Not an insufferable moronic gobshite
[02:46.68] Or a terminally over baring asswipe
[02:49.83] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[02:56.13] You, yeah you, you're an asshole
[03:02.88] You, yeah you, you're just an asshole
[03:09.06] You, yeah you, you are an asshole
[03:28.42] You, my friend, are an asshole
[03:34.27] (Asshole)
[03:36.02]