Country as F**k

[00:07.98] I'm a shade tree mechanic, got a one-ton truck
[00:10.63] I drink a 30-pack a day 'cause I'm country as fuck
[00:13.72] Call me Lil Nas, call Me Tim McGraw
[00:16.38] Not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall
[00:21.86] I go to Piggly Wiggly, call out on my CB
[00:24.94] Steal a VCR and jimmy-rig it to my TV
[00:27.77] Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
[00:30.11] I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit
[00:32.97] Only got one hat, if you touch it then you die
[00:35.58] Unless you're blonde, you can dance and cinch a hogtie
[00:38.36] Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
[00:41.26] If I don't catch a check, I'm gonna sell my wife's gun
[00:43.84] 'Cause I'm country
[00:46.44] Livin' it up
[00:49.01] So dang country
[00:51.39] You ain't country enough
[00:54.74] Make my own definition
[00:56.79] Beat the system
[00:58.03] 'Bout to start a new religion
[00:59.98] Call it Country
[01:02.71] Country as Fuck
[01:06.37] NASCAR, dive bar, fireworks, guitar
[01:08.95] Riding mower, landowner, 83 Texoma
[01:11.56] I was driving tractors before it got sexy
[01:14.43] Real cowboys don't rock to Kenny Chesney
[01:17.25] Catfishin', skinny dippin', bonfires, big tires
[01:19.84] Willie Nelson, candy meltin' summer sun, shootin' guns
[01:22.72] Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
[01:25.05] I ain't gotta sell my soul
[01:26.80] If I want it then I grab it
[01:28.10] Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
[01:30.91] I'm about to cash a check, buy a Yeti from a plug
[01:33.83] I'm country
[01:35.84] Livin' it up
[01:38.70] So dang country
[01:41.28] You ain't country enough
[01:44.17] Make my own definition
[01:46.26] Beat the system
[01:47.71] 'Bout to start a new religion
[01:49.63] Call it Country
[01:52.24] Country as Fuck
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[02:06.57] I'm country as fuck
[02:07.89] I make my own definition
[02:09.69] Start a new religion
[02:10.81] Beat the system
[02:12.29] Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
[02:14.77] If you bump into me
[02:16.35] I'ma always say sorry
[02:17.90] Candy-painted Harley
[02:19.49] Beer pong at the party
[02:20.74] All the girls are wild
[02:21.71] Yeah, country girls are naughty
[02:23.57] Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
[02:26.19] I'm country
[02:28.27] Livin' it up
[02:30.90] So dang country
[02:33.44] You ain't country enough
[02:36.80] Make my own definition
[02:38.62] Beat the system
[02:40.20] 'Bout to start a new religion
[02:41.92] Call it Country
[02:45.33] I'm country
[02:47.41] Country as fuck
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