Uncomfortable

[00:20.79] Walk into the club
[00:21.26] 'Bout to fuck it up
[00:23.34] By that I mean I'm standing in the corner with a buzz
[00:24.19] Wait, this time I'ma go hard
[00:25.69] Starin' at my phone while I walk up to the bar
[00:27.33] Aye, lemme get a beer, I don't care which one
[00:29.70] Don't wanna start a tab 'cause I only need one
[00:31.46] I'm a light weight, so I'm gonna drink like half
[00:33.29] Bottom of the bottle I'ma probably need a cab
[00:35.27] Oh my God, hey
[00:36.39] Hi, oh, she was talking to another guy
[00:38.75] Shit, I'm moving over to the other side
[00:40.40] Quick, I gotta find somewhere to go and hide
[00:42.31] How about upstairs, wait its roped off
[00:43.79] V.I.P, can't go there, fuck off!
[00:46.11] But anyways right now its half past 10
[00:51.72] I'm feelin' kinda lit and I can't find my friends
[00:53.50] But I don't really care 'cause the DJ
[00:55.43] Just turned on fetty wap, all the girls be twerking
[00:56.75] Maybe I'll approach one, probably not
[00:59.10] Fuck it, hey girl whats yo name you fi-
[01:01.62] It's a guy, I probably should've known by the thighs
[01:03.62] Now he's looking at me with a glimmer in his eyes
[01:05.25] Hey boy, what's your name?
[01:06.73] Uh Jake, oh my God same
[01:08.56] I'm sorry dude but I'm not gay
[01:09.80] Uh, you ain't even cute anyway, shame
[01:12.10] My phone just died now I can't watch streams
[01:13.75] Sitting in a corner looking at a black screen
[01:15.59] How do I escape this awkwardness?
[01:17.50] Maybe I'll fake a call, take a piss
[01:18.55] Good shit
[01:19.64] Gotta work my way through the crowd
[01:21.04] One in the morning and nobody slowing down
[01:22.54] Shots pouring up and the blunts go around
[01:24.34] Just dropped my phone now I'm looking on the ground
[01:26.28] And I hope nobody step on it I recently got it
[01:28.24] Everybody be careful because I can't leave without it
[01:29.61] I need a flash light, really quick, somebody please
[01:32.17] I gotta find my phone, I gotta save the memes
[01:33.52] Screenshots of the snaps, that I got
[01:35.12] From the bitch with the kid
[01:36.44] Shoulda never messed with her but I did
[01:37.66] Shit, that don't even matter right now
[01:39.47] I really need to find my phone so I can sit down
[01:41.19] Found it
[01:45.68] 2 o' clock, and shit just popped off
[01:52.12] Bitches in the back fucked up top off
[01:53.72] Bitches with the ass out, pullin' all my cash out
[01:55.88] 2 shots in I'm done I'ma tap out
[01:57.58] Can't handle it
[01:59.50] Everybody turnin' up for the camera lens
[02:01.20] Dude passed out call an ambulance
[02:03.16] Still all alone cant stand my friends
[02:04.93] Fuck it, aye, can I buy you a drink?
[02:06.86] She like no I don't think so
[02:08.42] Why?
[02:09.46] I don't fuck with guys
[02:10.35] I'm a lesbian
[02:11.48] Like, oh that's fine
[02:12.48] But I gotta friend that thinks you're cute
[02:14.26] I'm like, where she at
[02:15.87] She like turn around she right behind you
[02:17.86] I'm like oh my god she fat
[02:19.52] Hey my name is Ashley, what's your name?
[02:21.92] My names Jake, I don't mean to hurt your
[02:24.25] Feelings but I am actually gay
[02:25.94] Haha, Now I gotta run to the back
[02:28.38] The fat girl lookin' at me like I'm a snack
[02:30.16] I just wanna find my bros so we can hit the road
[02:32.29] I'd rather be at home so I can watch my shows
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