Mummified Mom

I wrote this song
For my mom
She is the coolest fucking bitch I know
She like to shop
And go to church
She tell me everything she think I should know
She love my boys
She buy them toys
She make us dinner every time we go
To visit her
And her dog
Right before she go to Mexico
She's getting older every day
And one of these days she'll pass away
Well I know that she won't live forever
Here's how I'll keep us together
I'll wrap her up with love
She'll be my mummified mom

I study hard
To make a mummy
I learn the ways of the Egyptians
My mummy didn't raise a dummy
Put her together with safety pins
Then when she die
She go to heaven
Be with the angels 'cause she just like them
It made me sad
'Cause when I die
I go to Hades never see her again
Well at least I know for a little while
She'll be wrapped up in my den with a smile
I know that she won't live forever
Here's how I'll keep us together
I'll wrap her up with love
She'll be my mummified mom

Every summer I come by with my brother, we get high
And we swim in her pool
But I know that this won't last so I'll wrap her in my cast
And you know that she'll look cool
(Alright!)

Well at least I know for a little while
She'll be wrapped up in my den with a smile
I know that she won't live forever
Here's how I'll keep us together
I'll wrap her up with love
I'll wrap her up with love
I'll wrap her up with love
I'll wrap her up with love
She'll be my mummified mom
She'll be my mummified mom
She'll be my mummified mom
(Woah, yeah!)
She'll be my mummified mom
(Woah, yeah!)
She'll be my mummified-