Self Esteem
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โฑ๏ธ 2:47 duration
๐ ID: 5916617
๐ Lyrics
You text at 3 in the morning
And you misspelled my name
You've slept with half my friends in Facebook
And most of them think you are lame
You say that with me it's different
And you're not that big of a dick
And if you disappear it's cause you're "busy"
Not cause you're with some other chick
I know that this might be uncouth
But I've decided to tell you the truth
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close
But not quite there
Give me time to get a little more rejected
And you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
I seem like your perfect target
Like I've been lonely for too long
You think I haven't had sex in forever
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
But I would rather have no-one
Than this crap let me reaffirm
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm
I know that this might be uncouth
But I've decided to tell you the truth
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close
But not quite there
Give me time to get a little more desperate
And you and I would make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
Especially when I'm on the road
Or anywhere really
Because I'm a girl hello?
That's kind of how it goes
Love is allusive and impossible
But dicks are available everywhere
So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
To get a penis like yours attached to a man
Who can't even pretend to care
Maybe if something goes horribly awry
And I think I'll never find a better guy
But for now
For now
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's so close but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more wasted
And you and I will make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
And you misspelled my name
You've slept with half my friends in Facebook
And most of them think you are lame
You say that with me it's different
And you're not that big of a dick
And if you disappear it's cause you're "busy"
Not cause you're with some other chick
I know that this might be uncouth
But I've decided to tell you the truth
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close
But not quite there
Give me time to get a little more rejected
And you and I could make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
I seem like your perfect target
Like I've been lonely for too long
You think I haven't had sex in forever
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
But I would rather have no-one
Than this crap let me reaffirm
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
And the antidote was in your sperm
I know that this might be uncouth
But I've decided to tell you the truth
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's close
But not quite there
Give me time to get a little more desperate
And you and I would make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
Especially when I'm on the road
Or anywhere really
Because I'm a girl hello?
That's kind of how it goes
Love is allusive and impossible
But dicks are available everywhere
So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
To get a penis like yours attached to a man
Who can't even pretend to care
Maybe if something goes horribly awry
And I think I'll never find a better guy
But for now
For now
My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
It's so close but not quite there
Give me time to get a little more wasted
And you and I will make an awesome pair
A totally awesome pair
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:14.14] You text at 3 in the morning
[00:16.84] And you misspelled my name
[00:19.65] You've slept with half my friends in Facebook
[00:21.68] And most of them think you are lame
[00:23.96] You say that with me it's different
[00:26.39] And you're not that big of a dick
[00:28.98] And if you disappear it's cause you're "busy"
[00:30.93] Not cause you're with some other chick
[00:33.66] I know that this might be uncouth
[00:35.80] But I've decided to tell you the truth
[00:40.57] My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
[00:43.28] It's close
[00:43.81] But not quite there
[00:45.28] Give me time to get a little more rejected
[00:47.91] And you and I could make an awesome pair
[00:53.25] A totally awesome pair
[00:59.04] I seem like your perfect target
[01:01.95] Like I've been lonely for too long
[01:04.27] You think I haven't had sex in forever
[01:06.58] And I'll admit that you're not wrong
[01:08.95] But I would rather have no-one
[01:11.47] Than this crap let me reaffirm
[01:13.87] I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
[01:16.08] And the antidote was in your sperm
[01:19.03] I know that this might be uncouth
[01:20.73] But I've decided to tell you the truth
[01:25.39] My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
[01:27.96] It's close
[01:28.63] But not quite there
[01:30.27] Give me time to get a little more desperate
[01:32.62] And you and I would make an awesome pair
[01:38.16] A totally awesome pair
[01:44.21] Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
[01:46.57] Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
[01:48.74] Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
[01:51.16] What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
[01:56.07] Especially when I'm on the road
[01:58.22] Or anywhere really
[02:00.60] Because I'm a girl hello?
[02:03.03] That's kind of how it goes
[02:05.52] Love is allusive and impossible
[02:07.77] But dicks are available everywhere
[02:10.03] So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
[02:12.23] To get a penis like yours attached to a man
[02:14.94] Who can't even pretend to care
[02:17.23] Maybe if something goes horribly awry
[02:19.49] And I think I'll never find a better guy
[02:21.60] But for now
[02:24.19] For now
[02:26.57] My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
[02:29.47] It's so close but not quite there
[02:31.73] Give me time to get a little more wasted
[02:34.04] And you and I will make an awesome pair
[02:39.74] A totally awesome pair
[02:43.72]
[00:16.84] And you misspelled my name
[00:19.65] You've slept with half my friends in Facebook
[00:21.68] And most of them think you are lame
[00:23.96] You say that with me it's different
[00:26.39] And you're not that big of a dick
[00:28.98] And if you disappear it's cause you're "busy"
[00:30.93] Not cause you're with some other chick
[00:33.66] I know that this might be uncouth
[00:35.80] But I've decided to tell you the truth
[00:40.57] My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
[00:43.28] It's close
[00:43.81] But not quite there
[00:45.28] Give me time to get a little more rejected
[00:47.91] And you and I could make an awesome pair
[00:53.25] A totally awesome pair
[00:59.04] I seem like your perfect target
[01:01.95] Like I've been lonely for too long
[01:04.27] You think I haven't had sex in forever
[01:06.58] And I'll admit that you're not wrong
[01:08.95] But I would rather have no-one
[01:11.47] Than this crap let me reaffirm
[01:13.87] I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
[01:16.08] And the antidote was in your sperm
[01:19.03] I know that this might be uncouth
[01:20.73] But I've decided to tell you the truth
[01:25.39] My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
[01:27.96] It's close
[01:28.63] But not quite there
[01:30.27] Give me time to get a little more desperate
[01:32.62] And you and I would make an awesome pair
[01:38.16] A totally awesome pair
[01:44.21] Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
[01:46.57] Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
[01:48.74] Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
[01:51.16] What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
[01:56.07] Especially when I'm on the road
[01:58.22] Or anywhere really
[02:00.60] Because I'm a girl hello?
[02:03.03] That's kind of how it goes
[02:05.52] Love is allusive and impossible
[02:07.77] But dicks are available everywhere
[02:10.03] So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
[02:12.23] To get a penis like yours attached to a man
[02:14.94] Who can't even pretend to care
[02:17.23] Maybe if something goes horribly awry
[02:19.49] And I think I'll never find a better guy
[02:21.60] But for now
[02:24.19] For now
[02:26.57] My Self Esteem's not low enough to date you
[02:29.47] It's so close but not quite there
[02:31.73] Give me time to get a little more wasted
[02:34.04] And you and I will make an awesome pair
[02:39.74] A totally awesome pair
[02:43.72]