Sports Go Sports
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โฑ๏ธ 2:42 duration
๐ ID: 5916619
๐ Lyrics
Sports go sports!
I promise I really totally care who wins
If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too
Sports go sports
May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
Lest they disenfranchise their audience and see their revenues decline
May the partakers be sturdy and rapid in the spirited energies they exert
May they be victorious in perpetuity
Don't I look cute in this football shirt
Sports go sports
Athletics are number one
Participants are heroes
Go team yeah
This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
You had aspirations as a kid but you didn't have the skill
So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will
Sports go sports
May the competitors you prefer best their opposing equivalents
So you can somehow feel connected to the feat of your self-appointed constituents
May the hours you spend watching post-match pontificators
Amplify the thrill of being a witness
And better your predictive aptitude
For your squad's future physical fitness
Sports go sports
Athletics are number one
Participants are heroes
Go team yeah
Watching abile-bodied millionaires play with each other
Watching less agile millionaires talk about it on TV
May they compile copious points so they are rewarded and meritorious
So you feel temporarily, adjacently victorious
Sports go sports
Athletics are number one
Participants are heroes
Go team yeah
Every other word:
Sports ____ sports
_____ are ____ one
____ are ____
Go ____ Yeah
Every other other word:
____ go ____
Athletics ____ number ____
Participants ____ heroes
____ team ____
Now in Latin:
Ludis ire ludis
Arcu sunt optimum
Participants sunt heroes
Ire quadrigus sic
Now the truth:
If you could only throw a ball
You'd have a hotter wife
Lots and lots of money
And a way better life
And a way better life
Go sports
I promise I really totally care who wins
If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too
Sports go sports
May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
Lest they disenfranchise their audience and see their revenues decline
May the partakers be sturdy and rapid in the spirited energies they exert
May they be victorious in perpetuity
Don't I look cute in this football shirt
Sports go sports
Athletics are number one
Participants are heroes
Go team yeah
This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
You had aspirations as a kid but you didn't have the skill
So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will
Sports go sports
May the competitors you prefer best their opposing equivalents
So you can somehow feel connected to the feat of your self-appointed constituents
May the hours you spend watching post-match pontificators
Amplify the thrill of being a witness
And better your predictive aptitude
For your squad's future physical fitness
Sports go sports
Athletics are number one
Participants are heroes
Go team yeah
Watching abile-bodied millionaires play with each other
Watching less agile millionaires talk about it on TV
May they compile copious points so they are rewarded and meritorious
So you feel temporarily, adjacently victorious
Sports go sports
Athletics are number one
Participants are heroes
Go team yeah
Every other word:
Sports ____ sports
_____ are ____ one
____ are ____
Go ____ Yeah
Every other other word:
____ go ____
Athletics ____ number ____
Participants ____ heroes
____ team ____
Now in Latin:
Ludis ire ludis
Arcu sunt optimum
Participants sunt heroes
Ire quadrigus sic
Now the truth:
If you could only throw a ball
You'd have a hotter wife
Lots and lots of money
And a way better life
And a way better life
Go sports
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.18] Sports go sports!
[00:11.08] I promise I really totally care who wins
[00:14.39] If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
[00:17.81] If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
[00:21.11] If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too
[00:25.22] Sports go sports
[00:28.10] May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
[00:32.56] Lest they disenfranchise their audience and see their revenues decline
[00:36.32] May the partakers be sturdy and rapid in the spirited energies they exert
[00:39.64] May they be victorious in perpetuity
[00:41.75] Don't I look cute in this football shirt
[00:43.61] Sports go sports
[00:45.72] Athletics are number one
[00:47.44] Participants are heroes
[00:49.01] Go team yeah
[00:52.84] This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
[00:56.13] The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
[00:59.88] You had aspirations as a kid but you didn't have the skill
[01:03.12] So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will
[01:07.73] Sports go sports
[01:10.93] May the competitors you prefer best their opposing equivalents
[01:14.53] So you can somehow feel connected to the feat of your self-appointed constituents
[01:18.02] May the hours you spend watching post-match pontificators
[01:19.94] Amplify the thrill of being a witness
[01:21.59] And better your predictive aptitude
[01:23.70] For your squad's future physical fitness
[01:25.39] Sports go sports
[01:27.78] Athletics are number one
[01:28.95] Participants are heroes
[01:30.74] Go team yeah
[01:34.30] Watching abile-bodied millionaires play with each other
[01:37.74] Watching less agile millionaires talk about it on TV
[01:41.32] May they compile copious points so they are rewarded and meritorious
[01:45.10] So you feel temporarily, adjacently victorious
[01:49.16] Sports go sports
[01:51.02] Athletics are number one
[01:52.62] Participants are heroes
[01:54.65] Go team yeah
[01:57.09] Every other word:
[01:58.05] Sports ____ sports
[01:59.99] _____ are ____ one
[02:01.64] ____ are ____
[02:03.74] Go ____ Yeah
[02:05.50] Every other other word:
[02:07.19] ____ go ____
[02:08.96] Athletics ____ number ____
[02:10.65] Participants ____ heroes
[02:12.52] ____ team ____
[02:14.94] Now in Latin:
[02:16.57] Ludis ire ludis
[02:18.25] Arcu sunt optimum
[02:19.86] Participants sunt heroes
[02:21.71] Ire quadrigus sic
[02:24.17] Now the truth:
[02:24.91] If you could only throw a ball
[02:27.20] You'd have a hotter wife
[02:29.06] Lots and lots of money
[02:30.68] And a way better life
[02:34.18] And a way better life
[02:39.53] Go sports
[02:40.12]
[00:11.08] I promise I really totally care who wins
[00:14.39] If there's a net or hoop or hole in the ground, I hope they get it in
[00:17.81] If they want to go to all the bases, I hope they do
[00:21.11] If they're supposed to run past a line or whatever, I hope they do that, too
[00:25.22] Sports go sports
[00:28.10] May they top their opponents numerically in the allotted time
[00:32.56] Lest they disenfranchise their audience and see their revenues decline
[00:36.32] May the partakers be sturdy and rapid in the spirited energies they exert
[00:39.64] May they be victorious in perpetuity
[00:41.75] Don't I look cute in this football shirt
[00:43.61] Sports go sports
[00:45.72] Athletics are number one
[00:47.44] Participants are heroes
[00:49.01] Go team yeah
[00:52.84] This is the most important thing that's ever occurred
[00:56.13] The vicarious fulfillment of your dream that got deferred
[00:59.88] You had aspirations as a kid but you didn't have the skill
[01:03.12] So you watch genetically superior people do the things you never will
[01:07.73] Sports go sports
[01:10.93] May the competitors you prefer best their opposing equivalents
[01:14.53] So you can somehow feel connected to the feat of your self-appointed constituents
[01:18.02] May the hours you spend watching post-match pontificators
[01:19.94] Amplify the thrill of being a witness
[01:21.59] And better your predictive aptitude
[01:23.70] For your squad's future physical fitness
[01:25.39] Sports go sports
[01:27.78] Athletics are number one
[01:28.95] Participants are heroes
[01:30.74] Go team yeah
[01:34.30] Watching abile-bodied millionaires play with each other
[01:37.74] Watching less agile millionaires talk about it on TV
[01:41.32] May they compile copious points so they are rewarded and meritorious
[01:45.10] So you feel temporarily, adjacently victorious
[01:49.16] Sports go sports
[01:51.02] Athletics are number one
[01:52.62] Participants are heroes
[01:54.65] Go team yeah
[01:57.09] Every other word:
[01:58.05] Sports ____ sports
[01:59.99] _____ are ____ one
[02:01.64] ____ are ____
[02:03.74] Go ____ Yeah
[02:05.50] Every other other word:
[02:07.19] ____ go ____
[02:08.96] Athletics ____ number ____
[02:10.65] Participants ____ heroes
[02:12.52] ____ team ____
[02:14.94] Now in Latin:
[02:16.57] Ludis ire ludis
[02:18.25] Arcu sunt optimum
[02:19.86] Participants sunt heroes
[02:21.71] Ire quadrigus sic
[02:24.17] Now the truth:
[02:24.91] If you could only throw a ball
[02:27.20] You'd have a hotter wife
[02:29.06] Lots and lots of money
[02:30.68] And a way better life
[02:34.18] And a way better life
[02:39.53] Go sports
[02:40.12]