The BJ Song
๐ต 1942 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:51 duration
๐ ID: 5916629
๐ Lyrics
I've been down here such a long, long time
My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view
I've been working hard here not sure what else to do
Maybe I'll try eye contact...
Nope no eye contact I feel like a creep
Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to (cough)
Oooh I just chagged, I hate chagging- (cough) I did it again
Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth
So avante garde, what a pioneer
God, we don't know anything about the history of women
If a hipster comes on someone's face
Does he make it in a figure 8 like little come glasses
Pearl vision
I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn't take too long
What should I do, my mouth is so dry
Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry
If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad
Oh my god stop thinking about my dad
The length of time down here I'm willing to do
Is directly proportional to how much I like you
I feel like you should know that and hurry up
Cause guess what, I don't like that you that much
Or maybe I do, who are you
I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing
I can't be down any longer with not knowing
You've got one of those dicks I can't seem to place
I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
(Deep breath) Oh it's Derek
I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn't take too long
What's that sound, (gasp) it's silence
I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time
Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like two years
Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty
Am I always like (blah blah blah) so I don't have to face my fears
Do I really need a dick in my mouth stop talking?
Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
God, I'm so sick of myself
I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much
Am I scared of silence-
Yes he's coming
Woah he's coming
My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view
I've been working hard here not sure what else to do
Maybe I'll try eye contact...
Nope no eye contact I feel like a creep
Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to (cough)
Oooh I just chagged, I hate chagging- (cough) I did it again
Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth
So avante garde, what a pioneer
God, we don't know anything about the history of women
If a hipster comes on someone's face
Does he make it in a figure 8 like little come glasses
Pearl vision
I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn't take too long
What should I do, my mouth is so dry
Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry
If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad
Oh my god stop thinking about my dad
The length of time down here I'm willing to do
Is directly proportional to how much I like you
I feel like you should know that and hurry up
Cause guess what, I don't like that you that much
Or maybe I do, who are you
I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing
I can't be down any longer with not knowing
You've got one of those dicks I can't seem to place
I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
(Deep breath) Oh it's Derek
I wanna make you feel good
And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
I wanna make you feel good
But only if it doesn't take too long
What's that sound, (gasp) it's silence
I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time
Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like two years
Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty
Am I always like (blah blah blah) so I don't have to face my fears
Do I really need a dick in my mouth stop talking?
Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
God, I'm so sick of myself
I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much
Am I scared of silence-
Yes he's coming
Woah he's coming
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.45] I've been down here such a long, long time
[00:07.72] My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view
[00:11.32] I've been working hard here not sure what else to do
[00:14.28] Maybe I'll try eye contact...
[00:16.70] Nope no eye contact I feel like a creep
[00:20.10] Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to (cough)
[00:23.03] Oooh I just chagged, I hate chagging- (cough) I did it again
[00:28.06] Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth
[00:30.66] So avante garde, what a pioneer
[00:33.99] God, we don't know anything about the history of women
[00:37.12] If a hipster comes on someone's face
[00:39.78] Does he make it in a figure 8 like little come glasses
[00:44.08] Pearl vision
[00:46.36] I wanna make you feel good
[00:48.73] And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
[00:51.53] I wanna make you feel good
[00:54.64] But only if it doesn't take too long
[00:57.37] What should I do, my mouth is so dry
[00:59.65] Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry
[01:02.79] If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad
[01:05.88] Oh my god stop thinking about my dad
[01:10.13] The length of time down here I'm willing to do
[01:12.56] Is directly proportional to how much I like you
[01:15.50] I feel like you should know that and hurry up
[01:18.37] Cause guess what, I don't like that you that much
[01:22.18] Or maybe I do, who are you
[01:26.41] I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing
[01:29.57] I can't be down any longer with not knowing
[01:32.10] You've got one of those dicks I can't seem to place
[01:34.95] I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
[01:38.24] (Deep breath) Oh it's Derek
[01:41.85] I wanna make you feel good
[01:44.57] And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
[01:47.67] I wanna make you feel good
[01:50.84] But only if it doesn't take too long
[01:55.77] What's that sound, (gasp) it's silence
[02:02.47] I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time
[02:05.38] Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like two years
[02:08.93] Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty
[02:11.43] Am I always like (blah blah blah) so I don't have to face my fears
[02:19.28] Do I really need a dick in my mouth stop talking?
[02:21.96] Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
[02:24.72] God, I'm so sick of myself
[02:27.57] I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much
[02:31.82] Am I scared of silence-
[02:32.96] Yes he's coming
[02:38.20] Woah he's coming
[02:46.77]
[00:07.72] My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view
[00:11.32] I've been working hard here not sure what else to do
[00:14.28] Maybe I'll try eye contact...
[00:16.70] Nope no eye contact I feel like a creep
[00:20.10] Maybe it will be over soon and I can go to (cough)
[00:23.03] Oooh I just chagged, I hate chagging- (cough) I did it again
[00:28.06] Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth
[00:30.66] So avante garde, what a pioneer
[00:33.99] God, we don't know anything about the history of women
[00:37.12] If a hipster comes on someone's face
[00:39.78] Does he make it in a figure 8 like little come glasses
[00:44.08] Pearl vision
[00:46.36] I wanna make you feel good
[00:48.73] And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
[00:51.53] I wanna make you feel good
[00:54.64] But only if it doesn't take too long
[00:57.37] What should I do, my mouth is so dry
[00:59.65] Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry
[01:02.79] If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad
[01:05.88] Oh my god stop thinking about my dad
[01:10.13] The length of time down here I'm willing to do
[01:12.56] Is directly proportional to how much I like you
[01:15.50] I feel like you should know that and hurry up
[01:18.37] Cause guess what, I don't like that you that much
[01:22.18] Or maybe I do, who are you
[01:26.41] I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing
[01:29.57] I can't be down any longer with not knowing
[01:32.10] You've got one of those dicks I can't seem to place
[01:34.95] I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face
[01:38.24] (Deep breath) Oh it's Derek
[01:41.85] I wanna make you feel good
[01:44.57] And stopping now would kinda feel wrong
[01:47.67] I wanna make you feel good
[01:50.84] But only if it doesn't take too long
[01:55.77] What's that sound, (gasp) it's silence
[02:02.47] I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time
[02:05.38] Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like two years
[02:08.93] Am I talking to fill the void of the great big empty
[02:11.43] Am I always like (blah blah blah) so I don't have to face my fears
[02:19.28] Do I really need a dick in my mouth stop talking?
[02:21.96] Don't I ever shut the fuck up?
[02:24.72] God, I'm so sick of myself
[02:27.57] I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much
[02:31.82] Am I scared of silence-
[02:32.96] Yes he's coming
[02:38.20] Woah he's coming
[02:46.77]