Weed Card
๐ต 1423 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:56 duration
๐ ID: 5916648
๐ Lyrics
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous
And medical pot is really strong
That's why it's so hard in California
To get your weed card
Unless something's really wrong
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor
It's a long shot but I gotta try
She hands me a list of all the ailments
I can have to qualify
Can't believe what I am reading
This is just what I've been needing
A government supply
To get legally high
Weed card, that's what I need
Hardly ever, okay, always
But it's not an addiction
'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety
Propensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity
Too fat, too thin, either way you win
Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness
St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness
Impotence or TMJ
You can smoke to quit cigarettes
For asthma or motherfucking Tourette's
It's a dream come true
There's nothing pot can't do
Weed card, that's what I need
Hardly ever, okay, always
But it's not an addiction
'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
Got back pain, need Mary Jane
Can't handle this, need cannabis
Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake
Have an injury, need THC
Get fucked up for your hyperhydrosis
Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis
It's not a crime, it's 420 time
Weed card, that's what I need
Hardly ever, okay, always
But it's not an addiction
'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
And medical pot is really strong
That's why it's so hard in California
To get your weed card
Unless something's really wrong
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor
It's a long shot but I gotta try
She hands me a list of all the ailments
I can have to qualify
Can't believe what I am reading
This is just what I've been needing
A government supply
To get legally high
Weed card, that's what I need
Hardly ever, okay, always
But it's not an addiction
'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety
Propensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity
Too fat, too thin, either way you win
Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness
St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness
Impotence or TMJ
You can smoke to quit cigarettes
For asthma or motherfucking Tourette's
It's a dream come true
There's nothing pot can't do
Weed card, that's what I need
Hardly ever, okay, always
But it's not an addiction
'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
Got back pain, need Mary Jane
Can't handle this, need cannabis
Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake
Have an injury, need THC
Get fucked up for your hyperhydrosis
Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis
It's not a crime, it's 420 time
Weed card, that's what I need
Hardly ever, okay, always
But it's not an addiction
'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.00] Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous
[00:05.73] And medical pot is really strong
[00:07.30] That's why it's so hard in California
[00:09.52] To get your weed card
[00:10.13] Unless something's really wrong
[00:14.94] Gonna pay a visit to my doctor
[00:16.84] It's a long shot but I gotta try
[00:18.71] She hands me a list of all the ailments
[00:20.46] I can have to qualify
[00:22.38] Can't believe what I am reading
[00:24.06] This is just what I've been needing
[00:25.79] A government supply
[00:27.17] To get legally high
[00:29.55] Weed card, that's what I need
[00:32.29] Hardly ever, okay, always
[00:35.25] But it's not an addiction
[00:36.82] 'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[00:42.82] You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety
[00:46.18] Propensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity
[00:49.87] Too fat, too thin, either way you win
[00:53.64] Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness
[00:55.56] St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay
[00:57.25] Fatigue, depression, motion sickness
[00:59.14] Impotence or TMJ
[01:01.00] You can smoke to quit cigarettes
[01:02.86] For asthma or motherfucking Tourette's
[01:04.61] It's a dream come true
[01:06.17] There's nothing pot can't do
[01:08.53] Weed card, that's what I need
[01:11.08] Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:13.71] But it's not an addiction
[01:15.94] 'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[01:21.12] Got back pain, need Mary Jane
[01:22.81] Can't handle this, need cannabis
[01:24.86] Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake
[01:26.76] Have an injury, need THC
[01:28.65] Get fucked up for your hyperhydrosis
[01:30.51] Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis
[01:34.77] It's not a crime, it's 420 time
[01:38.12] Weed card, that's what I need
[01:40.99] Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:43.53] But it's not an addiction
[01:45.52] 'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[01:51.67]
[00:05.73] And medical pot is really strong
[00:07.30] That's why it's so hard in California
[00:09.52] To get your weed card
[00:10.13] Unless something's really wrong
[00:14.94] Gonna pay a visit to my doctor
[00:16.84] It's a long shot but I gotta try
[00:18.71] She hands me a list of all the ailments
[00:20.46] I can have to qualify
[00:22.38] Can't believe what I am reading
[00:24.06] This is just what I've been needing
[00:25.79] A government supply
[00:27.17] To get legally high
[00:29.55] Weed card, that's what I need
[00:32.29] Hardly ever, okay, always
[00:35.25] But it's not an addiction
[00:36.82] 'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[00:42.82] You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety
[00:46.18] Propensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity
[00:49.87] Too fat, too thin, either way you win
[00:53.64] Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness
[00:55.56] St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay
[00:57.25] Fatigue, depression, motion sickness
[00:59.14] Impotence or TMJ
[01:01.00] You can smoke to quit cigarettes
[01:02.86] For asthma or motherfucking Tourette's
[01:04.61] It's a dream come true
[01:06.17] There's nothing pot can't do
[01:08.53] Weed card, that's what I need
[01:11.08] Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:13.71] But it's not an addiction
[01:15.94] 'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[01:21.12] Got back pain, need Mary Jane
[01:22.81] Can't handle this, need cannabis
[01:24.86] Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake
[01:26.76] Have an injury, need THC
[01:28.65] Get fucked up for your hyperhydrosis
[01:30.51] Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis
[01:34.77] It's not a crime, it's 420 time
[01:38.12] Weed card, that's what I need
[01:40.99] Hardly ever, okay, always
[01:43.53] But it's not an addiction
[01:45.52] 'Cause my doctor gave me a prescription
[01:51.67]