Silverfish

[00:09.71] Silverfish in my soap dish
[00:14.25] Perfectly designed to be unpleasant to find
[00:18.64] Garden ants the size of graduates
[00:23.65] My, how you have grown
[00:28.07] Centipede makes my girlfriend scream
[00:32.07] Like literally arrived tonight to ruin my life
[00:37.24] Paper wasps stole my parking spot
[00:41.97] I'm aware now that's their home
[00:46.77] I've gotta do something
[00:51.58] I've gotta do something
[00:56.43] I've gotta do something
[01:01.63] I've gotta do something
[01:07.49] My Honda Fit's got mice in it
[01:12.76] The biggest investment of my life's infested with mice
[01:17.42] My mom feeds raccoons, they live on the roof
[01:22.97] Of the house where I was raised
[01:27.82] Some guy from Leeds sends my girlfriend memes
[01:32.56] One literally arrived as I was writing this line
[01:38.40] A red-tailed hawk ate my neighbor's dog
[01:43.37] He just carried her away
[01:47.83] I gotta do something
[01:52.86] I gotta do something
[01:57.86] I gotta do something
[02:02.81] I gotta do something
[02:08.09] I gotta do something
[02:13.03] I gotta do something
[02:17.92] I gotta do something, I know what it is (I gotta do something)
[02:27.97] I gotta do something, I know what it is (do something)
[02:37.62] I gotta do something, I know what it is (do something)
[02:48.23] I know what it is, it's killing
[02:58.24] I know what it means, and it's killing me
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