Some Young Guy

[00:00.70] I got my eye on some young guy
[00:02.52] Computer salesman at Best Buy
[00:07.03] You might think I'm crazy, you might think I'm high
[00:09.88] I'm turning into some kind of spy
[00:13.47] He's not a rocker he's not a mod
[00:16.15] He does not work for the Geek Squad
[00:19.79] He goes to work, then straight back home
[00:22.43] He always seems to be alone
[00:26.07] I'm old and frail, he's young and spry
[00:28.76] I know he lives at 5th and High
[00:31.45] I'm obsessed, I have a disease
[00:35.03] I feel like a perverted Catholic priest
[00:37.75] He must not know that I exist
[00:40.45] For my fantasy to persist
[00:44.10] I send him e-mail to his home address
[00:47.76] Pretending to be a boy named Les
[00:50.47] Shopping for a new laptop
[00:54.01] I feel like an undercover cop
[00:56.78] I like the Lenovo Think Pad feel
[01:00.35] But I will not let him close the deal
[01:03.91] Shot glass paper bag bottle of wine
[01:06.63] Tube of glue skull of some young guy
[01:09.32] Shot glass paper bag bottle of wine
[01:13.87] Duct tape skull of some young guy
[01:15.69] Shot glass paper bag bottle of wine
[01:19.29] Tube of glue skull of some young guy
[01:21.99] Shot glass paper bag bottle of wine
[01:24.62] Duct tape skull of some young guy
[01:34.63] Got my eye on Some Young Guy
[01:37.38] Computer salesman at Best Buy
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