The Beard Song

[00:16.89] Well I've been called Al Qaeda
[00:20.54] Osama bin Laden
[00:22.48] But what about Jesus
[00:24.52] In case you've forgotten
[00:27.05] This country we love
[00:29.16] Was built on the good book
[00:31.21] So don't go blaming JC
[00:33.76] If your preachers a crook
[00:35.66] All my brothers with beards
[00:38.33] Raise up your beers
[00:40.48] Let that thing grow out
[00:42.94] From ear to ear
[00:44.69] If you can't see my dimples
[00:47.32] I'm so sorry dear
[00:49.24] This ain't no shave November's
[00:51.78] No shaving this year
[00:53.85] Maxed out IRA's
[00:56.53] And 401k's
[00:58.63] With the money I've saved
[01:00.68] On my three razor blades
[01:02.55] Gonna get me a Harley
[01:05.05] Beard blowin' in the wind
[01:07.17] Quite legendary
[01:09.62] Like old Abe Lincoln
[01:12.11] We got a name for folks without beards
[01:17.11] They call them women around here
[01:20.44] All my brothers with beards
[01:23.46] Raise up your beers
[01:25.52] Let that thing grow out
[01:28.22] From ear to ear
[01:29.63] They say you're so cute clean shaven
[01:32.11] I'm so sorry dear
[01:34.07] This ain't no shave November's
[01:36.32] No shaving this year
[01:39.03] I ain't no Bocephus
[01:41.33] Or David Allan Coe
[01:43.68] I ain't no great singer
[01:45.75] I was the first one to know
[01:47.89] But when I'm on stage
[01:50.54] Singin' my song
[01:52.29] All the girls rush the front row
[01:54.77] Cause my beard is so long
[01:56.68] All my brothers with beards
[01:59.38] Raise up your beers
[02:01.40] Let that thing grow out
[02:03.93] From ear to ear
[02:05.87] If you can't see my dimples
[02:08.36] I'm so sorry dear
[02:10.26] This ain't no shave November's
[02:12.71] No shaving this year
[02:14.84] All my brothers with beards
[02:17.32] Raise up your beers
[02:19.67] Let that thing grow out
[02:22.11] From ear to ear
[02:23.85] They say you're so cute clean shaven
[02:26.38] I'm so sorry dear
[02:28.13] This ain't no shave November's
[02:30.49] No shaving this year
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