Royals Cap (Number the Stars)

[00:09.96] It's rainy in my back yard
[00:11.73] Sunny in my front yard
[00:12.63] That's beauty to me
[00:14.44] But to all you other fuck tards shit
[00:15.37] I kill you 'till you're dead
[00:17.15] I got a wad of cash
[00:18.99] And a Royals cap tilted on my head
[00:20.78] This ain't about the world series
[00:21.63] I'm just proud of Kansas city
[00:23.46] So I'm gonna make the whole entire world hear me
[00:26.10] This is the home of Tech N9ne
[00:27.97] The biggest indie rapper in the world
[00:29.78] And that dude defends the belt dearly
[00:31.61] Dearly beloved I got a couple beers from the cubbard
[00:34.28] From boulevard and fuck it
[00:35.20] Here's another cheers to most wanted vodka, gin
[00:38.76] We ain't got no beach in Kansas city
[00:40.64] Just lots a friends
[00:42.45] But some of us are broke as fuck
[00:43.37] Bills ain't paid yet
[00:45.17] Even tommy Morrison failed the AIDS test word
[00:48.74] He must of thought that he was magic
[00:49.67] A lot of people here do and all of 'em are tragic fuck it
[00:53.27] I guess I'm gonna go bowling
[00:55.98] Then I'm gonna get a hot meal at Bo Lings
[00:58.63] Larry Johnson was the mayor but he's a clown
[01:00.43] 'Cause Jamaal Charles ran him out of town
[01:02.28] That's the Kansas city soundCan you number the stars
[01:04.06] Oh can you number the stars
[01:05.82] Oh can you number the stars
[01:07.67] Because they looking like usCan you number the stars
[01:10.32] Oh can you number the stars
[01:11.26] Oh can you number the stars
[01:13.01] Because they looking like usCan you number the stars
[01:15.77] Oh can you number the stars
[01:16.63] Oh can you number the stars
[01:18.56] Because they looking like usYou can leave and try to say you're never coming back
[01:22.16] Just please don't forget your Royals cap
[01:23.91] Lets go beyond Waldo
[01:26.69] Where the Kansas City pimps got girls that they beat like Sean Malto
[01:30.23] Winter here is almost six months long
[01:32.02] So its dark out at 5pm
[01:34.77] It's not fall though
[01:35.62] You can meet me at the Jones pool
[01:37.43] Where the guidos and the girls are so cool
[01:40.14] A lot of amateurs built lives on the coast
[01:42.83] But I stayed here and turned on the blow torch
[01:45.59] And started given fools hell to pay
[01:48.29] This the home of Don Cheadle and Janelle Monae
[01:50.99] This the home of Satchel Paige and Buck O'Neil
[01:53.66] Where the party girls rub those pills
[01:55.56] That's why the clubs so trill
[01:57.33] Spin stars are Mike Scott on the mix fool
[02:00.04] It's summer time but ain't another city this cool
[02:01.84] Sometimes I feel like a spoiled brat
[02:04.52] In my brand-new bright blue Royals cap Can you number the stars
[02:09.07] Oh can you number the stars
[02:09.98] Oh can you number the stars
[02:11.70] Because they looking like us Can you number the stars
[02:13.54] Oh can you number the stars
[02:15.30] Oh can you number the stars
[02:17.17] Because they looking like us Can you number the stars
[02:18.96] Oh can you number the stars
[02:19.87] Oh can you number the stars
[02:20.77] Because they looking like usYou can leave and try to say you're never coming back
[02:26.14] Just please don't forget your Royals cap
[02:27.91] Come on
[02:28.84] But what an embarrassment
[02:30.61] Y'all be picketing at funerals
[02:33.33] It's fucking hilarious
[02:34.33] Spilling out hate speech
[02:36.14] To pay yourself
[02:37.04] Saying god hates gays
[02:37.92] Man you're gay yourself
[02:39.76] Saying god hates fags
[02:40.68] And makes homos hurt
[02:41.56] Tryin' hide behind the bible
[02:43.39] In your globo church
[02:44.27] You got hate in your stupid soul
[02:46.05] Man you're the reason god never lets the
[02:48.78] Chiefs win the fucking superbowl
[02:50.54] Little fucktards
[02:51.42] There's a pool party in my backyard
[02:54.12] And the raps are in the front yard
[02:55.98] You're all getting fat little lazy boy asses
[02:57.77] Kansas City hustle bitch
[03:00.44] Crazy boy status
[03:01.36] Black clover every single day baby
[03:03.15] I'm gonna reinvest everything that they pay me
[03:05.84] I'm gonna build an empire that's a hard boil fact
[03:08.50] I'm never gonna take off my Royals cap
[03:11.26] Damn
[03:12.11] I wanna give out a big shout out to Fred Phelps
[03:14.97] And his little army of hate mongers
[03:17.63] You guys're clearly the reason that Kansas City is not one of the most notorious
[03:23.98] And popular places in the entire United Sates of America
[03:24.81] We are a beautiful, culturally enriched, artistic city
[03:28.44] Stop that anti-gay bullshit
[03:31.12] Kansas City boyCan you number the stars
[03:33.81] Oh can you number the stars
[03:35.66] Oh can you number the stars
[03:37.46] Because they looking like us
[03:38.35] Can you number the stars
[03:40.11] Oh can you number the stars
[03:41.07] Oh can you number the stars
[03:42.82] Because they looking like usCan you number the stars
[03:44.69] Oh can you number the stars
[03:46.43] Oh can you number the stars
[03:47.32] Because they looking like usYou can leave and try to say you're never coming back
[03:53.67] Just please don't forget your Royals cap
[03:54.59] Damn
[03:55.50] Frank White
[03:56.41] Jim Eisenreich
[03:58.22] George Brett
[03:59.12] Willie Wilson
[04:00.90] Steve Balboni
[04:02.79] Bob Boone
[04:04.56] Bret Saberhagen little motherfucker
[04:07.26] Dan Quisenberry
[04:09.94] Tom Gordon
[04:12.61] Tilt your royals cap homie
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