Life would be Wonderful

Life would be wonderful
Life would be wonderful

If I was a little taller
And if I was not quite so old
If my raincoat had a collar
To help me keep away the cold
If my little mouse, Norman
Was still alive inside the sock
He used to keep himself so warm
And cozy in his cardboard box

Life would be wonderful
Life would be wonderful

If I had a nice location
To sit where people are passing by
Looked like they was on vacation
And helped me buy some pecan pie

Life would be wonderful
Life would be wonderful

Life would be wonderful
Life would be wonderful

If I could afford a breakfast
Of bacon, toast and scrambled eggs
If I hadn't been so reckless
When I lost my other leg
If there was an open doorway
Where I could be warm and dry
And visit with some memories
That I made once upon a time

Life would be wonderful
Life would be wonderful
Life would be wonderful