Quitting Smoking Song
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โฑ๏ธ 3:49 duration
๐ ID: 6008119
๐ Lyrics
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Let's have some fun, break some shit
Well, this is the hundredth, billionth time I've tried to quit
So sick of it, wait, shit, I gotta cough and spit
I was a bitch before, but now a triple bitch, bitch, bitch
Slipped on day six and stick patches on both tits (oww)
Ripped 'em off with a rash, sick of the crap
Sick of payin' nine bucks a patch, sick of keepin' track (anybody got a match?)
Throw the pack in the trash and blow one fast and light it up
(You shouldn't do that), you know, I know, uh, I don't give a fuck
Can I get to the end and feel bad again?
Can't call your friends 'cause this is the tenth time you said you'd quit
And this time I'm really gonna do it, man, I got a plan
Acupuncture and bran, nicorette, treadmill and zyban
Man I feel weak, I feel so dumb
I got ninety-nine problems, cigarettes is number one
Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Have fun and break some shit
I haven't smoked in a week, all my clothes still stink (eww)
What did I used to think, this website says my lungs have one spot of pink (what!)
What am I gonna do instead of smoke when
One, drinking coffee, two, thinking about the Iraqis
Three, in a boring conversation, four, mad impatient or five, waiting outside
Six, while I drive, seven, feeling crappy
Eight, feeling happy, nine, this is not happening!
I can't stop snacking, it's numb-wracking
My pants buttons are snapping and my rapping is totally blocked
Got more wrinkles than a pitbull, plus a new pimple
I'm supposed to be a sex symbol (yeah!)
It's official, I'd rather kill myself smoking than live without it
So sick of feeling sick, so sick of myself sick of talking about it
Gonna curse Marlboro, curse Phillip Morris
Curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Have fun and break some shit
Wow, it's been a year, I still got a career
Lost some weight but still don't got a stomach, or dough, like Britney Spears
But I can actually breathe, got some nice white teeth
And I can sit through dinner and not get up to smoke in the middle and leave
Believe me, I've got a lot to say on the topic
If you're a smoker and you know it, clap your hands (now stop it)
You look pretty stupid with that thing in your mouth (huh?)
Pretty insecure with that thing sticking out, little wrinkles on your brow
I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you better do it
Your lungs or these corporations, which one you want ruined?
I'm sorry, I'm startin' to preach just a little bit
Nothin' worse than a smoker who quit but you smell like shit (eh!)
Go kiss someone else, you taste so gross, dude
I smelled you before you even came close, eww
Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to my chorus
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Have fun and break some shit
Hey, can I have a cigarette now?
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Let's have some fun, break some shit
Well, this is the hundredth, billionth time I've tried to quit
So sick of it, wait, shit, I gotta cough and spit
I was a bitch before, but now a triple bitch, bitch, bitch
Slipped on day six and stick patches on both tits (oww)
Ripped 'em off with a rash, sick of the crap
Sick of payin' nine bucks a patch, sick of keepin' track (anybody got a match?)
Throw the pack in the trash and blow one fast and light it up
(You shouldn't do that), you know, I know, uh, I don't give a fuck
Can I get to the end and feel bad again?
Can't call your friends 'cause this is the tenth time you said you'd quit
And this time I'm really gonna do it, man, I got a plan
Acupuncture and bran, nicorette, treadmill and zyban
Man I feel weak, I feel so dumb
I got ninety-nine problems, cigarettes is number one
Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Have fun and break some shit
I haven't smoked in a week, all my clothes still stink (eww)
What did I used to think, this website says my lungs have one spot of pink (what!)
What am I gonna do instead of smoke when
One, drinking coffee, two, thinking about the Iraqis
Three, in a boring conversation, four, mad impatient or five, waiting outside
Six, while I drive, seven, feeling crappy
Eight, feeling happy, nine, this is not happening!
I can't stop snacking, it's numb-wracking
My pants buttons are snapping and my rapping is totally blocked
Got more wrinkles than a pitbull, plus a new pimple
I'm supposed to be a sex symbol (yeah!)
It's official, I'd rather kill myself smoking than live without it
So sick of feeling sick, so sick of myself sick of talking about it
Gonna curse Marlboro, curse Phillip Morris
Curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Have fun and break some shit
Wow, it's been a year, I still got a career
Lost some weight but still don't got a stomach, or dough, like Britney Spears
But I can actually breathe, got some nice white teeth
And I can sit through dinner and not get up to smoke in the middle and leave
Believe me, I've got a lot to say on the topic
If you're a smoker and you know it, clap your hands (now stop it)
You look pretty stupid with that thing in your mouth (huh?)
Pretty insecure with that thing sticking out, little wrinkles on your brow
I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you better do it
Your lungs or these corporations, which one you want ruined?
I'm sorry, I'm startin' to preach just a little bit
Nothin' worse than a smoker who quit but you smell like shit (eh!)
Go kiss someone else, you taste so gross, dude
I smelled you before you even came close, eww
Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to my chorus
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can do it, so can you
Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
It's the quitting smoking song
All the smokers cough along
If I can quit, you can quit
Have fun and break some shit
Hey, can I have a cigarette now?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.38] It's the quitting smoking song
[00:04.85] All the smokers cough along
[00:07.49] If I can do it, so can you
[00:10.24] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[00:12.98] It's the quitting smoking song
[00:15.52] All the smokers cough along
[00:18.16] If I can quit, you can quit
[00:20.75] Let's have some fun, break some shit
[00:23.07] Well, this is the hundredth, billionth time I've tried to quit
[00:25.62] So sick of it, wait, shit, I gotta cough and spit
[00:28.36] I was a bitch before, but now a triple bitch, bitch, bitch
[00:31.23] Slipped on day six and stick patches on both tits (oww)
[00:34.12] Ripped 'em off with a rash, sick of the crap
[00:36.45] Sick of payin' nine bucks a patch, sick of keepin' track (anybody got a match?)
[00:38.91] Throw the pack in the trash and blow one fast and light it up
[00:41.21] (You shouldn't do that), you know, I know, uh, I don't give a fuck
[00:43.92] Can I get to the end and feel bad again?
[00:46.52] Can't call your friends 'cause this is the tenth time you said you'd quit
[00:49.24] And this time I'm really gonna do it, man, I got a plan
[00:51.99] Acupuncture and bran, nicorette, treadmill and zyban
[00:54.88] Man I feel weak, I feel so dumb
[00:57.38] I got ninety-nine problems, cigarettes is number one
[00:59.95] Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
[01:02.60] Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
[01:05.33] It's the quitting smoking song
[01:08.25] All the smokers cough along
[01:10.27] If I can do it, so can you
[01:13.19] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[01:15.89] It's the quitting smoking song
[01:18.70] All the smokers cough along
[01:21.10] If I can quit, you can quit
[01:23.56] Have fun and break some shit
[01:26.34] I haven't smoked in a week, all my clothes still stink (eww)
[01:29.30] What did I used to think, this website says my lungs have one spot of pink (what!)
[01:32.29] What am I gonna do instead of smoke when
[01:34.64] One, drinking coffee, two, thinking about the Iraqis
[01:37.20] Three, in a boring conversation, four, mad impatient or five, waiting outside
[01:42.76] Six, while I drive, seven, feeling crappy
[01:45.49] Eight, feeling happy, nine, this is not happening!
[01:48.17] I can't stop snacking, it's numb-wracking
[01:49.90] My pants buttons are snapping and my rapping is totally blocked
[01:53.04] Got more wrinkles than a pitbull, plus a new pimple
[01:55.51] I'm supposed to be a sex symbol (yeah!)
[01:57.52] It's official, I'd rather kill myself smoking than live without it
[02:00.20] So sick of feeling sick, so sick of myself sick of talking about it
[02:03.42] Gonna curse Marlboro, curse Phillip Morris
[02:05.92] Curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
[02:08.61] It's the quitting smoking song
[02:11.33] All the smokers cough along
[02:13.66] If I can do it, so can you
[02:16.10] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[02:19.02] It's the quitting smoking song
[02:21.72] All the smokers cough along
[02:24.26] If I can quit, you can quit
[02:26.83] Have fun and break some shit
[02:29.87] Wow, it's been a year, I still got a career
[02:32.11] Lost some weight but still don't got a stomach, or dough, like Britney Spears
[02:35.20] But I can actually breathe, got some nice white teeth
[02:37.26] And I can sit through dinner and not get up to smoke in the middle and leave
[02:40.49] Believe me, I've got a lot to say on the topic
[02:42.50] If you're a smoker and you know it, clap your hands (now stop it)
[02:45.96] You look pretty stupid with that thing in your mouth (huh?)
[02:48.25] Pretty insecure with that thing sticking out, little wrinkles on your brow
[02:51.45] I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you better do it
[02:53.45] Your lungs or these corporations, which one you want ruined?
[02:56.04] I'm sorry, I'm startin' to preach just a little bit
[02:58.48] Nothin' worse than a smoker who quit but you smell like shit (eh!)
[03:01.54] Go kiss someone else, you taste so gross, dude
[03:04.11] I smelled you before you even came close, eww
[03:06.67] Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
[03:09.13] Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to my chorus
[03:12.23] It's the quitting smoking song
[03:14.85] All the smokers cough along
[03:17.26] If I can do it, so can you
[03:19.87] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[03:22.79] It's the quitting smoking song
[03:25.38] All the smokers cough along
[03:28.03] If I can quit, you can quit
[03:30.32] Have fun and break some shit
[03:33.68]
[03:45.08] Hey, can I have a cigarette now?
[03:46.78]
[00:04.85] All the smokers cough along
[00:07.49] If I can do it, so can you
[00:10.24] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[00:12.98] It's the quitting smoking song
[00:15.52] All the smokers cough along
[00:18.16] If I can quit, you can quit
[00:20.75] Let's have some fun, break some shit
[00:23.07] Well, this is the hundredth, billionth time I've tried to quit
[00:25.62] So sick of it, wait, shit, I gotta cough and spit
[00:28.36] I was a bitch before, but now a triple bitch, bitch, bitch
[00:31.23] Slipped on day six and stick patches on both tits (oww)
[00:34.12] Ripped 'em off with a rash, sick of the crap
[00:36.45] Sick of payin' nine bucks a patch, sick of keepin' track (anybody got a match?)
[00:38.91] Throw the pack in the trash and blow one fast and light it up
[00:41.21] (You shouldn't do that), you know, I know, uh, I don't give a fuck
[00:43.92] Can I get to the end and feel bad again?
[00:46.52] Can't call your friends 'cause this is the tenth time you said you'd quit
[00:49.24] And this time I'm really gonna do it, man, I got a plan
[00:51.99] Acupuncture and bran, nicorette, treadmill and zyban
[00:54.88] Man I feel weak, I feel so dumb
[00:57.38] I got ninety-nine problems, cigarettes is number one
[00:59.95] Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
[01:02.60] Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
[01:05.33] It's the quitting smoking song
[01:08.25] All the smokers cough along
[01:10.27] If I can do it, so can you
[01:13.19] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[01:15.89] It's the quitting smoking song
[01:18.70] All the smokers cough along
[01:21.10] If I can quit, you can quit
[01:23.56] Have fun and break some shit
[01:26.34] I haven't smoked in a week, all my clothes still stink (eww)
[01:29.30] What did I used to think, this website says my lungs have one spot of pink (what!)
[01:32.29] What am I gonna do instead of smoke when
[01:34.64] One, drinking coffee, two, thinking about the Iraqis
[01:37.20] Three, in a boring conversation, four, mad impatient or five, waiting outside
[01:42.76] Six, while I drive, seven, feeling crappy
[01:45.49] Eight, feeling happy, nine, this is not happening!
[01:48.17] I can't stop snacking, it's numb-wracking
[01:49.90] My pants buttons are snapping and my rapping is totally blocked
[01:53.04] Got more wrinkles than a pitbull, plus a new pimple
[01:55.51] I'm supposed to be a sex symbol (yeah!)
[01:57.52] It's official, I'd rather kill myself smoking than live without it
[02:00.20] So sick of feeling sick, so sick of myself sick of talking about it
[02:03.42] Gonna curse Marlboro, curse Phillip Morris
[02:05.92] Curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus
[02:08.61] It's the quitting smoking song
[02:11.33] All the smokers cough along
[02:13.66] If I can do it, so can you
[02:16.10] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[02:19.02] It's the quitting smoking song
[02:21.72] All the smokers cough along
[02:24.26] If I can quit, you can quit
[02:26.83] Have fun and break some shit
[02:29.87] Wow, it's been a year, I still got a career
[02:32.11] Lost some weight but still don't got a stomach, or dough, like Britney Spears
[02:35.20] But I can actually breathe, got some nice white teeth
[02:37.26] And I can sit through dinner and not get up to smoke in the middle and leave
[02:40.49] Believe me, I've got a lot to say on the topic
[02:42.50] If you're a smoker and you know it, clap your hands (now stop it)
[02:45.96] You look pretty stupid with that thing in your mouth (huh?)
[02:48.25] Pretty insecure with that thing sticking out, little wrinkles on your brow
[02:51.45] I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you better do it
[02:53.45] Your lungs or these corporations, which one you want ruined?
[02:56.04] I'm sorry, I'm startin' to preach just a little bit
[02:58.48] Nothin' worse than a smoker who quit but you smell like shit (eh!)
[03:01.54] Go kiss someone else, you taste so gross, dude
[03:04.11] I smelled you before you even came close, eww
[03:06.67] Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris
[03:09.13] Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to my chorus
[03:12.23] It's the quitting smoking song
[03:14.85] All the smokers cough along
[03:17.26] If I can do it, so can you
[03:19.87] Let's chew some gum and say fuck you
[03:22.79] It's the quitting smoking song
[03:25.38] All the smokers cough along
[03:28.03] If I can quit, you can quit
[03:30.32] Have fun and break some shit
[03:33.68]
[03:45.08] Hey, can I have a cigarette now?
[03:46.78]