Cuphead: The Musical

Once upon a time, there was a little fella named Cuphead.
He and his brother had a bit of a gambling problem.
Their things kind of got out of hand.
The sleazy townsfolk met together that night to discuss the problem.
Knowing that cuphead would soon be coming for them...
You've all probably heard the rumors,
About this plucky little fella named Cuphead!
He's coming to collect on our deals with the Devil,
And we need to stop him...

Hey, he's coming this way, so beware!
Say! Let's shoot him right out of the air! HAHAHA!
I could put him on icing myself,
And we three veggie won't be so good for his health!

Let's just smash him,
Whack him with a trout. AHH!
We could thrash him,
And then pull him insides out!

We're gonna kill off Cuphead,
We're gonna make him die
We're gonna kill off Cuphead,
With a big goodbye!
We're gonna kill off Cuphead,
We're gonna make him pay,
His debt to the Devil,
Is coming due today!

Just wait till I get my wings on that Cuphead!
I'd love to chip his China...

I'll see that his life is cut short!
While I call the cops to come be support!
Why not give him the ride of his life?
Then shink that shnook with a briar sharp as a knife!

Let's use Science!
And arm ourselves for War!
Sky high violence!
Is what Cuphead has in store!

We're gonna kill off Cuphead,
We're gonna make him die!
We're gonna make him fish food,
I said we'll make him fry!
We're gonna kill off Cuphead,
We're gonna make him pay!
His debt to the devil
Is coming due today!

One, shift of the stars and the tide is sure to turn!
Two, bad Cuphead's about to lose big!
Three, heads will hunt him, till Cuphead feels the burn!
Four, the rest of his headlining years!

They call me King Dice, cause thats who I am,
A Royal pain who's diabolical plan,
To close some contracts needs a sucker or two,
So come on Cuphead, kid I'm talking to you!
Come shake my hand,
We got a deal?
Good, cause now it gets real!

You, agreed to my game and you LOST!
You, accepted the odds now you'll cough, Up the costs!
Don't, screw with me kid or I swear,
I'll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware!

Scare him!
Scorch him!
Let's Liquify his brains!
Taze him!
Touch him!
And then bury his remains!

We're gonna kill off Cuphead,
We're gonna make him die!
It's his final curtain,
And the end is nigh!
We're gonna kill off Cuphead,
We're gonna make him pay!
His debt to the Devil,
Is coming due today!

Is coming due today!
Is coming due today!
Is coming due today!
Is coming due today!