Small Towns

[00:15.26] I ran into my pastor at a gay bar
[00:20.33] Let me tell you, he looked so bizarre
[00:23.82] In fishnets instead of a suit
[00:29.63] I ran into my dad's girlfriend named Pam
[00:34.22] At a strip club with fives jammed
[00:38.27] In every place you can imagine
[00:43.72] All these things keep happening to me
[00:46.73] And every time it's all so confusing
[00:50.23] I just want to be left alone
[00:53.88] Please don't make me leave my home
[00:57.75] Small towns don't forgive
[01:05.09] I ran into my grandma at a sex store
[01:09.94] I always thought she was such a bore
[01:13.29] No wonder she's always so tired
[01:18.87] I ran into an old one night stand
[01:24.28] Asked if I had any big plans
[01:27.88] I'm whipping and gagging your mom
[01:33.10] All these things keep happening to me
[01:36.83] And every time it's all so confusing
[01:40.27] I just want to be left alone
[01:44.36] Please don't make me leave my home
[01:47.66] Small towns don't forgive
[01:54.22] Although I wish it wasn't the case
[01:57.15] Everyone's always in my face
[01:59.02] Don't tell on me, I won't tell on you
[02:01.68] Together we can make it through
[02:04.52] Small towns don't forgive
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