Gettin' Married

All my girlfriend's are gettin' married
They're gonna be brides, they're dressin' in white
They're droppin' like flies

All my girlfriend's are talkin' 'bout babies
They're poppin' them out and strollin' around
Get me out of this town

I ain't ready for a new last name
I don't wanna be nobody's ball and chain
The reason for a Friday night poker game

I don't wanna be another desperate housewife
Doin' dirty laundry on a Saturday night
I don't wanna be somebody's
"Baby, bring me another bud light," whatever

All my girlfriend's are gettin' married
They're gonna be brides, they're dressin' in white
They're droppin' like flies

All my girlfriend's are talkin' 'bout babies
They're poppin' them out and strollin' around
Get me out of this town

They're hitchin' it up
It's wearin' me out
And tyin' the knot's all they're talkin' about

I'm so sick and tired of hearin' their vows
This bein' maid of honor's keepin' me from makin' out
'Cause all my girlfriend's are gettin' married

Well, I swear every time I get mama on the phone
She's tellin' me another good man got gone
Seems like every other dang weekend I'm goin' back home

'Cause all my girlfriend's are gettin' married
They're gonna be brides, they're dressin' in white
They're droppin' like flies

And all my girlfriend's are talkin' 'bout babies
They're poppin' them out and strollin' around
Get me out of this town

They're gonna be brides, they're dressin' in white
They're droppin' like flies
All my girlfriend's are gettin' married