A Dyspneic Frenzy

Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
A dreadful sensation of imminent death
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
I promise you will be okay

Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
Deep inhale, exhale
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
It's all gonna be okay

Find your happy place
Close your eyes, repeat a mantra
Think of things that make you happy
Find your happy place
Serenity now, serenity now

In and out
In and out
In and out
In and- blah

Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
Deep inhale, exhale
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
It's all gonna be okay...

In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out

You could always take some benzodiazepines
But if all else fails, just think about happy things
Think of happy things

Happy fucking things...
Like kitties
Rainbows
Lollipops
Brownies
Cookies
Puppies
Slinkys
Trampolines
Diet Coke
Sledding...

Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
A dreadful sensation of imminent death
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
I promise you will be okay...