Major Pager

[00:23.48] Mr Major's got a pager
[00:27.63] Because he sells E's
[00:32.69] To the Russians
[00:34.85] Who crush and snort them
[00:37.06] But they never seem to sneeze
[00:42.21] I need no answers to my questions
[00:51.28] Oh Mr Major's old and greyer
[00:55.27] Than he's ever been
[00:59.39] He lied to us all
[01:01.71] And took a big fat wager
[01:04.30] But now he hasn't got a bean
[01:09.73] I need no answers to my questions
[01:18.99] And I need no questions to my an-answers
[01:36.76] Now Felix the cat is on his back
[01:41.12] Oh Felix the cat what a twat
[01:45.53] So who needs Columbo
[01:48.25] He's just got off a slow boat
[01:50.60] From China or somewhere like that
[01:55.51] I need no answers to my questions
[02:04.94] And I need no questions to my an-answers
[02:51.90] I need no answers to my questions
[03:01.14] And I need no questions to my an-answers
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