Spectacular Failure
๐ต 800 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:32 duration
๐ ID: 6087985
๐ Lyrics
I knew a boy way back when
His name was Bobby and then
He asked my daddy if I could go dancing
But he could not make a pass
Can't tell his elbow from ass
He was completely inept at romancing
Oh Bobby
Well it's so painful to watch you
Well in a crowd I could spot you
Oh Bobby
You'll never nail her
What a spectacular failure
He's got a buddy named Jack
Who likes to take it as fact
That he and Bobby have all of the power
But don't believe what he says
Cuz Jack's gone soft in the head
And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower
Oh Bobby
You play out every delusion
You're better off in seclusion
Oh Bobby
You've never looked paler
What a spectacular failure
Oh Bobby
You don't appear to be dying
It's like you're not even trying
Oh Bobby
I can't excuse your behavior
What a spectacular failure
His name was Bobby and then
He asked my daddy if I could go dancing
But he could not make a pass
Can't tell his elbow from ass
He was completely inept at romancing
Oh Bobby
Well it's so painful to watch you
Well in a crowd I could spot you
Oh Bobby
You'll never nail her
What a spectacular failure
He's got a buddy named Jack
Who likes to take it as fact
That he and Bobby have all of the power
But don't believe what he says
Cuz Jack's gone soft in the head
And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower
Oh Bobby
You play out every delusion
You're better off in seclusion
Oh Bobby
You've never looked paler
What a spectacular failure
Oh Bobby
You don't appear to be dying
It's like you're not even trying
Oh Bobby
I can't excuse your behavior
What a spectacular failure
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.82]I knew a boy way back when
[00:11.84]His name was Bobby and then
[00:13.98]He asked my daddy if I could go dancing
[00:17.82]But he could not make a pass
[00:19.96]Can't tell his elbow from ass
[00:22.04]He was completely inept at romancing
[00:26.24]Oh Bobby
[00:28.94]Well it's so painful to watch you
[00:33.18]Well in a crowd I could spot you
[00:36.34]Oh Bobby
[00:38.40]You'll never nail her
[00:41.40]What a spectacular failure
[00:45.49]
[00:51.04]He's got a buddy named Jack
[00:53.14]Who likes to take it as fact
[00:55.22]That he and Bobby have all of the power
[00:59.14]But don't believe what he says
[01:01.30]Cuz Jack's gone soft in the head
[01:03.36]And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower
[01:07.48]Oh Bobby
[01:09.84]
[01:10.81]You play out every delusion
[01:14.60]You're better off in seclusion
[01:17.80]Oh Bobby
[01:19.54]You've never looked paler
[01:23.10]What a spectacular failure
[01:27.02]
[01:56.90]Oh Bobby
[01:59.90]You don't appear to be dying
[02:04.17]It's like you're not even trying
[02:07.06]Oh Bobby
[02:08.10]I can't excuse your behavior
[02:12.06]What a spectacular failure
[02:15.56]
[00:11.84]His name was Bobby and then
[00:13.98]He asked my daddy if I could go dancing
[00:17.82]But he could not make a pass
[00:19.96]Can't tell his elbow from ass
[00:22.04]He was completely inept at romancing
[00:26.24]Oh Bobby
[00:28.94]Well it's so painful to watch you
[00:33.18]Well in a crowd I could spot you
[00:36.34]Oh Bobby
[00:38.40]You'll never nail her
[00:41.40]What a spectacular failure
[00:45.49]
[00:51.04]He's got a buddy named Jack
[00:53.14]Who likes to take it as fact
[00:55.22]That he and Bobby have all of the power
[00:59.14]But don't believe what he says
[01:01.30]Cuz Jack's gone soft in the head
[01:03.36]And Bob and Jack play grab-ass in the shower
[01:07.48]Oh Bobby
[01:09.84]
[01:10.81]You play out every delusion
[01:14.60]You're better off in seclusion
[01:17.80]Oh Bobby
[01:19.54]You've never looked paler
[01:23.10]What a spectacular failure
[01:27.02]
[01:56.90]Oh Bobby
[01:59.90]You don't appear to be dying
[02:04.17]It's like you're not even trying
[02:07.06]Oh Bobby
[02:08.10]I can't excuse your behavior
[02:12.06]What a spectacular failure
[02:15.56]