Two On the Aisle, 1951: If You Hadn't But You Did

[00:02.47] There he goes as usual, my man
[00:11.75] Breaking my foolish heart
[00:19.16] I really dont know what to do about him
[00:25.50] Ive told myself Ive got to do without him
[00:32.08] There he goes as usual, my man
[00:43.93] Tearing my heart apart
[00:51.30] Hes made my life a mess
[00:52.37] Ive got to do this I guess
[00:57.85] Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you
[01:07.02] Goodbye Joe, I hope I dont miss you
[01:17.20] If you had been on the square
[01:20.95] And had treated me fair
[01:21.81] And wed not had a tiff
[01:23.67] If you had not said
[01:25.51] I should go and jump right off
[01:26.46] The nearest cliff
[01:28.28] If you had stayed off the make
[01:29.29] And you never had taken
[01:30.17] To coming home stiff
[01:32.00] If I had not smelled perfume
[01:33.83] With a nasty unfamiliar whiff
[01:35.71] I'm gonna miss you, baby
[01:39.41] Things could've been teriff
[01:42.18] Ah, whats the diff?
[01:43.90] If you had not had the cheek
[01:45.85] To stay out for a week
[01:46.75] Saying, "Back in a jiff"
[01:47.75] If you were not such a two-timing guy
[01:50.45] If you weren't
[01:52.38] If you hadn't
[01:53.22] If you didn't
[01:54.12] If you weren't
[01:55.03] If you hadn't
[01:55.98] If you didn't
[01:56.93] But you were
[01:57.80] And you have
[01:58.72] And you went
[01:59.63] And you did
[02:00.68] And so goodbye
[02:01.57] If I had not seen you
[02:05.25] Take Geraldine on the lake
[02:06.19] In your flat-bottomed skiff
[02:08.03] If you were not out with Sue
[02:09.87] With your arms around her bare midriff
[02:10.76] If I had not seen you pen sexy letters
[02:13.55] To Gwen in your own hieroglyph
[02:15.33] If you had not left me home
[02:17.25] When had two seats for South Pacif
[02:19.95] I'm gonna miss you, baby
[02:22.70] You were too darn prolif
[02:25.56] Ah, whats the diff?
[02:27.47] If you were not such a hound
[02:29.21] Who when game was around
[02:30.18] Always picked up the sniff
[02:32.95] If you were not such a two-timing guy
[02:35.62] If you weren't
[02:36.63] If you hadn't
[02:37.51] If you didnt
[02:38.48] If you weren't
[02:39.49] If you hadn't
[02:40.39] If you didnt
[02:41.29] But you were
[02:42.12] And you have
[02:43.03] And you went
[02:44.08] And you did
[02:45.85] And so, goodbye
[02:51.34] If when I asked where youd been
[02:52.20] You had not cliffed my chin
[02:53.19] With a beautiful biff
[02:55.02] Hey, if I had not always found purple
[02:56.88] Lipstick on your handkerchief
[02:57.85] If you had not told me lies
[03:00.52] And then looked in my eyes
[03:01.51] With a smile beautif
[03:02.42] If when I caught you with Kate
[03:04.29] You had not said, Its of no signif
[03:05.17] I'm gonna miss you, baby
[03:08.85] And I could get specif
[03:11.64] Ah, whats the diff?
[03:13.41] If the best years of my life
[03:15.25] Werent spent as your wife
[03:16.20] With no marriage certif
[03:17.18] If you were not such a two-timing guy
[03:19.86] If you weren't
[03:21.78] If you hadn't
[03:29.94] If you didn't
[03:32.78] If you weren't
[03:33.62] If you hadnt
[03:34.55] If you didnt
[03:35.46] But you had
[03:36.41] And then we coulda
[03:37.35] And you didn't
[03:38.25] Though you shoulda
[03:39.13] If you didn't
[03:40.18] If you weren't
[03:41.04] If you hadn't
[03:41.99] If you didn't
[03:42.82] But you were
[03:43.74] And you have
[03:44.78] And you went
[03:45.65] And you did
[03:46.13] And so goodbye
[03:47.03] See ya later, Joe
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