Fortnite Rap Battle Royale

[00:00.58] I should grab a hundred content creators from near and far
[00:02.81] Put 'em on a track, call it a "Rap Battle Royale"
[00:05.54] In fact, I'm actually going to go and do that
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[00:15.02] K, I'm back, and I've made a few calls
[00:17.12] Made a track that will break a few rules
[00:18.66] Never mind Marvel, this could be
[00:20.37] The most ambitious crossover event in history
[00:22.25] Fighting for the title are a hundred different faces
[00:24.31] Some of us are great at this and some of us are failures
[00:26.37] Some are total strangers, some will be your favorites
[00:28.22] But only one of us is HowToBasic!
[00:33.99] It's a bird, it's a plane
[00:34.73] The sky's gonna fall!
[00:35.72] Psych! I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
[00:37.77] Parachute down no time to waste
[00:39.99] Head straight for the bushes (Quick)
[00:41.60] Dreaming of the gun that I can't locate
[00:43.61] So instead I get bludgeoned
[00:45.32] I landed in tilted towers
[00:46.42] The cowards shot me in the ass, directly in the trousers
[00:49.00] I'm in tilted towers and like Austin Powers
[00:50.89] I bang everyone for hours, golden bullet showers
[00:52.66] Standing right in the landing site
[00:54.46] Popping shots off at anybody rambling by
[00:56.24] I'm in the zone, looking for a spot to hide
[00:58.01] When I was sniped by a guy
[00:59.27] On a drive-by rocket ride
[01:00.41] Caught in a storm and I'm running away
[01:01.82] I never should have landed here in Flush Factory
[01:03.84] I'm swinging through the rooftop without any pause
[01:05.64] Like a full on criminal version of Santa Claus
[01:07.82] I play Fortnite with my eyes
[01:09.56] I play Fortnite with my chin
[01:11.58] I play Fortnite with my cheeks
[01:13.44] I play Fortnite with my teeth
[01:14.96] Hey man, got a gun for me?
[01:16.95] God damn, ain't gonna give you one for free
[01:18.69] Can't you lend a bandage or potion to me?
[01:20.62] Crazy, I babysit everyone with me
[01:22.36] *Baby Babbling*
[01:22.77] You won't find me when I hide in the trees
[01:24.25] 'Til I leap up high, get sniped in the knees
[01:26.26] Can't handle the heat? Get out the Pub, G
[01:28.20] I'll serve you like a battle royale with cheese
[01:30.27] I don't really play Fortnite, you see
[01:32.03] Personally, I prefer PUBG
[01:34.20] Drop on the map then I plot my attack
[01:35.67] Strapped with a rocket attached
[01:37.25] I am not full of crap
[01:38.22] I'ma pop me a cap
[01:39.00] Then build like Frank Lloyd Wright
[01:40.85] Hopped up on crack
[01:41.41] O king do sportrap, to na track
[01:43.37] Selvagem como leao, bro respect
[01:45.01] O mundo em conexao, click clack
[01:47.06] Canal em explosao, B. Black
[01:48.88] In this game you can never relax
[01:51.19] (Never Relax, Never Relax)
[01:54.57] That's why we rap on the heaviest tracks
[01:56.20] Fuck crafting, I never craft
[01:57.93] If you craft you're a daft lad
[01:59.11] Don't make me laugh, Dad
[02:00.21] All I need is guns, Rat Tat Tatta Tat Tat
[02:01.78] Try to keep up, Granddad, God I'm a badass
[02:03.90] Rushea a tu gusto pero ten algo de cura
[02:05.65] Que ni tendiendo un arbusto pero ten algo de cura
[02:07.65] No podras contra mi fuego ni mi habilidad
[02:09.65] Pediras ayuda pero no tendre piedad
[02:11.55] Tried to use a bandage as a band aid
[02:13.38] But I got minxed up, and it was a grenade
[02:14.92] Well I'm new to Fortnite and I'm excited to play
[02:16.72] But when I type "LFG," they reply "Go Away"
[02:18.43] Modern Warfare had 15 Mil
[02:20.58] I was number one, so you'll be easy to kill
[02:22.44] Can't land shots but I know how to build
[02:24.40] Gonna stay in here 'til the rest get killed
[02:26.43] Gold SCAR make them ladies wet
[02:28.13] Higher than a launch pad, not a dang regret
[02:30.18] Did a rocket ride and seen these cowards fled
[02:31.87] But then I fell too high so now I'm dead
[02:33.85] Grabbed some coffee while I wait for the game to boot
[02:35.89] But now I'm dead and shoot, they saw the good loot
[02:37.83] Find my spot, scope's on you
[02:39.57] Line up shot, fall off roof
[02:41.56] Meu time chegou agora
[02:43.25] Vamos detonar e hora
[02:45.23] Somos os melhores pegando cada abate
[02:46.95] No topo do topo, vencendo no fortnite
[02:49.04] Armado até o pescoço, eu vou descarregar o pente
[02:50.80] Parlay dando headshot, gringo não fica contente
[02:52.66] Voy arrasando como un ciclón
[02:54.67] Destrozando todo escuadrón
[02:56.61] Vente compadre, ya no hay nadie que me pare
[02:58.38] Cuando comienza la party se me ponen a bailar
[02:59.85] Todo el mundo mira con las manitas arriba
[03:02.01] Como me corono el rey del battle royale
[03:04.03] Empieza la batalla, hay que tener agallas
[03:05.71] Salto en pisos picados a matar como cabrón
[03:07.77] Soy el peque y tengo que dar la talla para
[03:09.49] Matar a todos y quedar el fucking campeón
[03:11.39] Click, boom, você caiu no chão
[03:13.39] Click, clack, sou foco na missão
[03:15.02] Yuri Black, grave o nome eu sou pressão
[03:17.03] Comigo na batalhe vai direto pro caixão
[03:19.08] Um battle royale em evolução
[03:20.75] Matar todo mundo e fazer contrução
[03:22.64] Mais oponestes que cairam só eu no fim restou
[03:24.30] É pouca fala e muita bala é meu estilo, plow
[03:26.49] Tras la tormenta todos los que quedan se ponen a llorar
[03:28.12] ¡Que solo puede quedar uno! ¡No te mientas!
[03:30.18] Esto es un todo o nada dejo sin aliento a cualouiera
[03:32.15] Desde mi rampa tú sigues dando vueltas
[03:33.52] No puedes esconderte aquí tu destino es la muerte
[03:35.51] Nací preparado para ¡Fornite! pírate
[03:37.42] Tengo todos los tesoros y las armas
[03:39.49] Que tú buscas te mato de frente
[03:40.47] ¡Boom! Mira mi nivel
[03:41.55] Walls, walls, got no balls
[03:43.24] But just like Trump, I'm building walls
[03:48.81] Hi, I'm Dave from Boyinaband
[03:50.55] Now I'm dead, Duckety Duck
[03:52.70] With Young Thug drinking a Chug Jug
[03:54.78] We found a chest in the back of a dump truck
[03:56.46] Trying to avoid every shotgun pop
[03:58.18] I build a big wall like I'm Donald Trump
[04:00.14] I'm coming through with my mini-gun, gun
[04:01.88] Dum-diddy-dum diddy-diddy dum-dum
[04:03.82] I'm shot in the hiney
[04:06.15] Someone revive me
[04:07.76] Gunning for you, say your Ave Maria
[04:09.41] With guns, grenades, an entire Ikea
[04:11.25] I'm haphazardly running across the island
[04:13.25] There's a firefight right on the horizon
[04:15.33] And got a white revolver and I'm frightened
[04:17.18] But look a bush, hey, perfect timing
[04:19.24] Only safe place in the whole game
[04:21.09] Do I feel shame? Hah, no way
[04:22.72] I don't play nice, I do all the damage
[04:24.74] Make our first night and give me a bandage
[04:26.48] I'm the last man hiding in a hedge
[04:28.15] 'Cause I quite like to live life right on the edge
[04:30.13] I like living on the edge, quite literally
[04:32.14] I've been camped by the storm as shrubbery
[04:34.18] You see me walking inside a dank shrubbery
[04:37.75] I'm about to get in the middle of Lucky Landing
[04:39.45] Hit them with a wiggle, they giggling when I'm dancing
[04:41.47] Swivelling and jiggle my booty, it never stop
[04:43.13] 'Til the C4 blows and the bodies go pop
[04:45.11] See you building them stairs
[04:46.21] When I shoot, you block
[04:47.14] So I go to bust them down
[04:47.96] With a smooth, smooth chop
[04:49.02] Come around the way with that 22. Glock
[04:50.53] Boom, boom, pop
[04:51.53] Now I got that loot you dropped
[04:52.61] I don't even need, like, any of the weapons
[04:56.07] Just like a medkit and a bandage and a stone
[05:00.42] I can win a battle royale with no weapons
[05:01.93] All I need is a bandage to smash your whole head in
[05:03.83] I missed the Raven Skin and now I'm crying
[05:05.58] Slept on it too? Mufasa, you lying
[05:07.55] I'm throwing up new Stabs whenever you flex
[05:09.59] I turn the battleground into a duplex
[05:11.24] So who's next for a round in the head?
[05:12.99] You're mine now bi-
[05:13.88] Ah, dammit, I'm dead
[05:14.98] Okay right, it's been five minutes
[05:16.98] And I haven't found a gun, well I guess I'm finished
[05:18.60] Triggering the explosive remote
[05:20.64] Then I provoke you with a cheeky emote
[05:22.67] Here lies B.C. dying on a hill
[05:24.36] Never found one gun, never got one kill
[05:26.16] No B.C., are you like gone for real?
[05:28.11] I'm undone, I'll just hide in this spot until
[05:30.14] When I spray at a rate, better pray hard
[05:31.82] I'm The Living Tombstone, you're laying in a graveyard
[05:34.07] Fresh Prince running man on your tombstone
[05:35.71] The hardest working carpenter you know
[05:37.75] Yo permanezco oculto en un arbusto, a gusto
[05:39.48] Y espero al momento a justo a dar un susto brusco
[05:41.33] I need help, I need more ordinance
[05:43.19] But I don't know how to tell my co-ordinates
[05:45.05] When I see your head, then I let the lead fly (Legendary!)
[05:47.86] I don't need to hide
[05:48.91] I'm a maniac but I keep control
[05:50.78] I'mma roam with a gun for your booty hole
[05:52.67] Tengo destreza mi don es bestial
[05:54.39] Uso la técnica para liquidar
[05:56.51] A todos aquellos que vienen de chulos
[05:58.20] Son unos garrulos que voy a matar
[06:00.22] Desdo lo alto voy irectamente a los juegos
[06:02.19] Del hambre sin un escuadrón
[06:03.56] Equipate el culo pienso matar uno por
[06:05.52] Uno ocupand el francotirador
[06:07.53] Agarro mi SCAR-L dorada, racargo y disparo
[06:09.55] Balazo en tu frente
[06:11.00] ¡Te he dado!
[06:11.61] Mis rimas se arriman más que un buen disparo
[06:13.34] Te ataco en sigilo con mucho descaro
[06:15.10] Celebro bailando sobre tu cuerpo
[06:16.94] La victoria es mía, ¡estad atentos!
[06:18.92] Wait, is this the right server?
[06:21.17] Nada me para, ni balas lanzadas directamente de tu RPG
[06:23.61] Quieren pararme y no saben que hacer
[06:26.43] Saikore llega a salty empieza a correr
[06:28.32] Forget the guns, forget the parts
[06:30.03] Forget the storm, I want to dance
[06:31.91] It's not the winning, it's the taking part
[06:33.74] But I spent my day spectating, ah
[06:35.98] The game may be free to play
[06:37.60] But Chad Wild Clay gonna make you pay
[06:39.38] Gonna take a grenade that I got from Loot Lake
[06:41.28] Gonna paint these walls with your brains
[06:43.35] Well, I got a few kills and it went to my head
[06:44.94] So I check one text, look back and I'm dead, aw
[06:47.49] Y no crees que en español es diferente
[06:48.84] Corre, acopia, construye, y muere
[06:58.41] Fa-fa-fa, baby
[07:00.19] Yeah, I'm back, it's Tejbz
[07:02.15] Fortnite is my jam, play with Ninja, chat spam
[07:05.72] My fort's a ferrari, built by a genius
[07:07.32] I'm not retarded, just a little bit Swedish
[07:09.64] Drinking my shield juice, wait, grenade
[07:11.38] I'm gonna die 'cause my buttons all hate me
[07:13.64] Give me a golden sniper
[07:16.08] You'll be crying to get a new diaper
[07:19.34] So much wood, they cannot show it in theatres
[07:20.74] Pick up the sniper, shoot it through your head
[07:22.49] A bullet flying past me, loot up 'cause you're dead
[07:24.69] I've got one HP left, yeah, that's what I call getting tilted
[07:28.45] Duck and roll quick 'cause I'm looking for cover
[07:30.14] But was hit so much that I couldn't recover
[07:31.81] Is that a quick scope? I'm not aiming for your ribs
[07:33.73] Give me a SCAR, give me a trophy
[07:35.06] I'm the boy who lived
[07:35.65] Yo, it's SAV, I'm a noob on Fortnite
[07:37.55] And it took me a fucking fortnight
[07:40.00] To figure out what to do on Fortnite
[07:41.66] These bastards shoot in a sword fight
[07:43.40] Tell the truth or at least don't lie (Akira)
[07:45.89] I never played Fortnite
[07:47.06] Nhảy xuống ngôi nhà chạy vào bên trong
[07:49.38] Giết hết tất cả rối núp vào bên hông
[07:51.07] Tặng một điệu nhảy hắn bỊ hạ gục
[07:52.82] Cầm khẩu scar bạn sẽ thấy nhào ảo thuật
[07:54.62] Truth is, I haven't even heard of Fortnite
[07:58.27] But if Dan Bull says, "Collab?"
[08:00.66] You say, "Alright"
[08:02.14] I don't even know what Fortnite is
[08:04.76] But it sounds like a bunch of lame kids having a slumber party
[08:09.51] And building forts with the couch cushions
[08:11.86] I'm just playing, it's a game with a bunch of lucky button pushers
[08:24.38] Yo, snipe from my house on Loot Lake, you're injured
[08:26.36] I'll be the one to shoot Drake with Ninja
[08:28.35] Fortnite, been playing it for two weeks
[08:30.23] Don't shoot me, my character's too weak
[08:32.24] To leave you bleeding's my mission
[08:33.60] In the Fatal Fields in the foetal position
[08:35.68] Repping that John Wick, shooting like a lunatic
[08:37.54] Better run for cover if you see me with the boomstick
[08:39.69] Como una metralla que no falla en la batalla
[08:41.33] Te dispara ratatata matando a los canallas
[08:43.38] Contra mi fuege ni mi habilidad
[08:45.72] Ayuda pero no tendré piedad
[08:47.46] Entro en combate, armas prepraradas
[08:49.06] Soy una sniper muy bien entrenada
[08:50.86] Con la SCAR no me das no verás la skin del camara-da
[08:52.72] Miedo mi escuadrón matando solo con granadas
[08:54.55] Sniper calibrada
[08:55.44] Vejo o vacilão na mira
[08:56.42] Mais um pra conta
[08:57.34] Menos um na partida
[08:58.30] A minha mira é a certeza da garantida vitória
[09:00.10] No final estou pe dé concretizando mina glória
[09:01.91] Estilo sniper, mato meu opontnte a distancia
[09:03.73] A espada afiada que corta sua arrogância
[09:05.63] Eu cheguei pra vencer, você vai me entreter
[09:07.70] Meu gatilho é veloz e ninguém pode prever
[09:09.38] Eu vou prevalecer
[09:11.57] Você jamais irá vencer
[09:13.25] Vem peitar o guuh asc
[09:15.11] Se eu chego na batalha game over pra você
[09:17.13] Better watch out when I come in for a push
[09:18.74] Make your whole squad cry when I shush them with a bush
[09:20.86] You've been hit with a Brit spitfire
[09:22.89] And I'm gonna get higher then I'll retire
[09:24.88] Came bringin' pain and I came to reclaim
[09:26.40] Make it rain in the game when I aim at your frame
[09:28.19] Tracing back and forth, we're never lacking forts
[09:30.06] Suggest running 'cause we're coming like the Eye of the Storm
[09:32.05] Cut my way through a roof, fell three floors
[09:34.09] Now I look like a flat Diana Dors
[09:35.69] Full shields with a gold SCAR
[09:37.33] And I'm in first place with only two bars
[09:39.30] I get big chugs, she's got big jugs
[09:41.36] She'll be slipping on my juices, call me Wailing Wood
[09:43.20] Let me do a little dance for you as I reach out
[09:45.27] Got me looking like crab walk as I bleed out
[09:46.99] Sneak up, you won't hear me coming round
[09:48.64] You can call that a Miracle of Sound
[09:50.80] My squad is blind to the drama
[09:53.22] Yeah, we're gonna find all the Llamas
[09:54.59] Look bitch, I'm not cheating, you're lagging
[09:56.51] Stay and spectate as I bag 'em and tag 'em
[09:58.22] Smashers, takers, blasters, flingers
[10:00.10] Get the rocket in the middle finger
[10:02.13] Creep through, lethal, battle most regal
[10:04.15] If I peep you, then it's sayonara, weeaboo
[10:05.50] Entro en escena la verdad como una lunatico
[10:07.42] Voy a esconderme ya veras yo juego tactico
[10:09.92] Se nos cierra la tormenta tio pero no me achanta
[10:11.65] Preparo los misiles, sora, salta
[10:13.32] Surco el vaso mapa a lomos de este misil
[10:15.06] ¿Cientos contra mi? Mejor que sean mil
[10:17.00] Este duo es imparable la victoria magistral
[10:18.79] Vamos a chocar ¿mediyak? Medi AAAAAAAAH
[10:20.75] I'll build a base that's so damn fine
[10:22.68] It'll get featured on Grand Designs
[10:26.49] What's that, Mom, dinner's ready?
[10:27.75] Gotta run guys
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