8-Bit Piece of Shit
๐ต 1494 characters
โฑ๏ธ 5:43 duration
๐ ID: 6152134
๐ Lyrics
Obey the Lord of this Magic Mushroom Kingdom
Hey, Mario, you're gonna fucking die
Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989
Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole
Two Italians in an Asian world, eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
Jump up and squash a Goomba, fuck that, give me firepower
Blowing in the cartridge, this fucking piece of shit still won't fucking work
Bought it from a tag sale, you fucking dicks, I want my dollar back
Blowing in the system, what kind of bullshit is this anyway?
The controller is all sticky now, I should have never put those fucking stickers on it
The Mario and Duck Hunt game
Nothing beats it still to this day
I just want to shoot that goddamn dog
Motherfucker, don't you laugh at me
The ducks must be smoking crack
I'm three inches from the screen
Still missing
Bow your head down when before the Lord
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head?
(Mario) HAIL King Bowser
Thay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up dead
I'm dodging fireballs in this lava pool
Where is that fucking bitch, Princess Toadstool?
Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle
Find Princess Toadstool, bring her to me
More than a kiss, get down on your knees
I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit
Bullet Bill and the turtles with wings
The Cheap-Cheaps and fucking squid things
Hammer Bros. got the target on your balls
And they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's laws
No more continues, no option to save
Auggghhhhh!
Game over
Hey, Mario, you're gonna fucking die
Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989
Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole
Two Italians in an Asian world, eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
Jump up and squash a Goomba, fuck that, give me firepower
Blowing in the cartridge, this fucking piece of shit still won't fucking work
Bought it from a tag sale, you fucking dicks, I want my dollar back
Blowing in the system, what kind of bullshit is this anyway?
The controller is all sticky now, I should have never put those fucking stickers on it
The Mario and Duck Hunt game
Nothing beats it still to this day
I just want to shoot that goddamn dog
Motherfucker, don't you laugh at me
The ducks must be smoking crack
I'm three inches from the screen
Still missing
Bow your head down when before the Lord
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head?
(Mario) HAIL King Bowser
Thay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up dead
I'm dodging fireballs in this lava pool
Where is that fucking bitch, Princess Toadstool?
Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle
Find Princess Toadstool, bring her to me
More than a kiss, get down on your knees
I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit
Bullet Bill and the turtles with wings
The Cheap-Cheaps and fucking squid things
Hammer Bros. got the target on your balls
And they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's laws
No more continues, no option to save
Auggghhhhh!
Game over
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:34.21] Obey the Lord of this Magic Mushroom Kingdom
[00:40.69] Hey, Mario, you're gonna fucking die
[00:51.45] Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989
[00:57.72] Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole
[01:06.72] Two Italians in an Asian world, eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
[01:14.84] Jump up and squash a Goomba, fuck that, give me firepower
[01:30.28] Blowing in the cartridge, this fucking piece of shit still won't fucking work
[01:38.34] Bought it from a tag sale, you fucking dicks, I want my dollar back
[01:46.48] Blowing in the system, what kind of bullshit is this anyway?
[01:54.54] The controller is all sticky now, I should have never put those fucking stickers on it
[02:02.74] The Mario and Duck Hunt game
[02:06.39] Nothing beats it still to this day
[02:10.89] I just want to shoot that goddamn dog
[02:14.45] Motherfucker, don't you laugh at me
[02:18.04] The ducks must be smoking crack
[02:22.51] I'm three inches from the screen
[02:25.23] Still missing
[02:42.46] Bow your head down when before the Lord
[02:44.25] Has that mushroom gone straight to your head?
[02:48.75] (Mario) HAIL King Bowser
[02:50.50] Thay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up dead
[02:58.76] I'm dodging fireballs in this lava pool
[03:02.30] Where is that fucking bitch, Princess Toadstool?
[03:05.99] Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle
[03:14.96] Find Princess Toadstool, bring her to me
[03:17.68] More than a kiss, get down on your knees
[03:22.17] I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit
[03:38.42] Bullet Bill and the turtles with wings
[03:42.92] The Cheap-Cheaps and fucking squid things
[03:45.67] Hammer Bros. got the target on your balls
[03:51.96] And they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's laws
[03:54.64] No more continues, no option to save
[03:58.36] Auggghhhhh!
[04:01.91] Game over
[05:26.76]
[00:40.69] Hey, Mario, you're gonna fucking die
[00:51.45] Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989
[00:57.72] Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole
[01:06.72] Two Italians in an Asian world, eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
[01:14.84] Jump up and squash a Goomba, fuck that, give me firepower
[01:30.28] Blowing in the cartridge, this fucking piece of shit still won't fucking work
[01:38.34] Bought it from a tag sale, you fucking dicks, I want my dollar back
[01:46.48] Blowing in the system, what kind of bullshit is this anyway?
[01:54.54] The controller is all sticky now, I should have never put those fucking stickers on it
[02:02.74] The Mario and Duck Hunt game
[02:06.39] Nothing beats it still to this day
[02:10.89] I just want to shoot that goddamn dog
[02:14.45] Motherfucker, don't you laugh at me
[02:18.04] The ducks must be smoking crack
[02:22.51] I'm three inches from the screen
[02:25.23] Still missing
[02:42.46] Bow your head down when before the Lord
[02:44.25] Has that mushroom gone straight to your head?
[02:48.75] (Mario) HAIL King Bowser
[02:50.50] Thay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up dead
[02:58.76] I'm dodging fireballs in this lava pool
[03:02.30] Where is that fucking bitch, Princess Toadstool?
[03:05.99] Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle
[03:14.96] Find Princess Toadstool, bring her to me
[03:17.68] More than a kiss, get down on your knees
[03:22.17] I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit
[03:38.42] Bullet Bill and the turtles with wings
[03:42.92] The Cheap-Cheaps and fucking squid things
[03:45.67] Hammer Bros. got the target on your balls
[03:51.96] And they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's laws
[03:54.64] No more continues, no option to save
[03:58.36] Auggghhhhh!
[04:01.91] Game over
[05:26.76]