The Internet Is for Porn

[00:01.80] Kate Monster: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern - the Internet!
[00:10.49] The Internet is really really great,
[00:14.56] Trekkie Monster: For porn!
[00:15.76] Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
[00:19.94] Trekkie: For porn!
[00:20.91] Kate: What?
[00:21.57] There's always some new site.
[00:23.21] Trekkie: For porn!
[00:24.02] Kate: I browse all day and night.
[00:25.74] Trekkie: For porn!
[00:26.64] Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...
[00:30.11] Trekkie: For porn!
[00:31.35] Kate: Trekkie!
[00:31.88] Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
[00:33.73] Kate: Trekkie!
[00:34.46] Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
[00:36.15] Kate: What are you doing!?
[00:37.09] Trekkie: Why you think the net was born?
[00:39.32] Porn! Porn! Porn!
[00:41.46] Kate: Treee-kkie!
[00:43.27] Trekkie: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster.
[00:44.75] Kate: You are ruining my song!
[00:47.26] Trekkie: Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
[00:49.60] Kate: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
[00:53.17] Trekkie: Okie dokie!
[00:54.63] Kate: Good!
[00:55.30] I'm glad we have this new technology...
[00:59.07] Trekkie: For porn!
[01:00.25] Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity.
[01:04.22] Trekkie: For porn - oops, sorry!
[01:06.30] Kate: From your own desktop.
[01:07.35] Trekkie: For ---
[01:08.21] Kate: You can research, browse and shop...
[01:10.37] Trekkie: Mm!
[01:11.21] Kate: Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop.
[01:14.56] Trekkie: FOR PORN!
[01:15.88] Kate: Trekkie!
[01:16.29] Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
[01:18.38] Kate: Nooo!
[01:19.10] Trekkie: The Internet is for porn!
[01:20.73] Kate: Trekkie!
[01:21.61] Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
[01:25.91] Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert.
[01:29.98] Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
[01:33.10] Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet.
[01:39.35] Trekkie: Ohhhh?
[01:41.85] Kate: What?!
[01:42.45] Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?
[01:46.65] Brian: Ready!
[01:47.48] Gary: Ready!
[01:48.02] Rod: Ready!
[01:48.62] Trekkie: Lemmie hear it!
[01:49.23] Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
[01:51.18] Princeton: Sorry, Kate!
[01:52.43] Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
[01:53.50] Princeton: I masturbate!
[01:54.32] Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies for
[01:56.53] Porn, porn, porn!
[01:58.88] Kate: The Internet is not for porn!
[01:59.37] Trekkie and guys: PORN, PORN ---
[02:01.25] Kate: HOLD ON A SECOND!
[02:02.19] Trekkie: What?
[02:02.93] Kate: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
[02:09.77] Rod: That's correct.
[02:10.76] Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
[02:14.65] Brian: Sure!
[02:15.43] Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay.
[02:19.75] Gary: Yes I do!
[02:20.74] Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
[02:25.20] Princeton: True!
[02:26.16] Trekkie: Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? Hmm?
[02:30.77] Princeton: Yeah.
[02:32.61] Kate: EEEWWWWW!
[02:34.39] Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
[02:36.35] Kate: Gross!
[02:36.91] Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn!
[02:38.53] Kate: I hate porn!
[02:39.41] Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double-click...
[02:41.68] Kate: Ugh!
[02:42.49] Trekkie and guys: ...for porn, porn, porn!
[02:43.09] Kate: I hate men!
[02:45.19] Trekkie and guys: {in harmony} Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:46.32] Kate: I'm leaving!
[02:46.73] Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:48.08] Kate: I hate the Internet!
[02:48.35] Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:49.54] Trekkie: The Internet is for
[02:50.80] Trekkie and some: Internet is for
[02:52.09] Trekkie and all: Internet is for PORN!
[02:53.92] Trekkie: YEAH!
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