Montage Machine
๐ต 2375 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:21 duration
๐ ID: 6177044
๐ Lyrics
Anthony needs some cereal
He don't wanna waste no time
Pour the milk like it's life or death
Cereal in the bowl is the best
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the Movies
You press the button and you get a montage
You wanna be the best
And teach Brett a lesson
You gotta work hard
Get big ass muscles and stretching
Now it's time to put your training to the test
You're gonna beat him in the fight
Cuz you're the best
(Oh wait no, you just, him him with a car... Guess that works.)
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the Movies
You press the button and you get a montage
You wanna get that model
But you need a lot of money
So you gotta go to college
And get a good job
But you have trouble with Math
So you get a tutor
Now you've got math skills
You'll get that model in no time
But the tutor steals your laptop
And flees the country
You're crazy in debt
And can't complete your degree
You move back with your folks
And now your life's a joke
You look to your father
And see the disappointment in his eyes
And all you wanted to do
Was find a hot model to screw...
So you turn to crime
To pay off the debts
The cops connect you to the time
You killed Brett
Your semen matched up with the one
At the scene of the crime
You're convicted of murder
Serving a life time
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the Movies
You press the button and you get a montage
Now you're pen pals
With the hot model
She investigates murders
With semen on the scene
She runs a podcast called
Semen Crimes
It's earned $30 in ad revenue
She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo
You're pretending to be interested
But you don't really care
You're just hoping for some nudes
Before the electric chair
Cuz you've only seen dicks
For the past seven years
Then you get killed in a prison fight.
And you're dead.
50 years later you got resurrected
Cuz your best friend's got the cure
To human death
You go to the model's grave
To pay your respects
But you ain't gonna leave without
Getting a kiss
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage!
He don't wanna waste no time
Pour the milk like it's life or death
Cereal in the bowl is the best
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the Movies
You press the button and you get a montage
You wanna be the best
And teach Brett a lesson
You gotta work hard
Get big ass muscles and stretching
Now it's time to put your training to the test
You're gonna beat him in the fight
Cuz you're the best
(Oh wait no, you just, him him with a car... Guess that works.)
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the Movies
You press the button and you get a montage
You wanna get that model
But you need a lot of money
So you gotta go to college
And get a good job
But you have trouble with Math
So you get a tutor
Now you've got math skills
You'll get that model in no time
But the tutor steals your laptop
And flees the country
You're crazy in debt
And can't complete your degree
You move back with your folks
And now your life's a joke
You look to your father
And see the disappointment in his eyes
And all you wanted to do
Was find a hot model to screw...
So you turn to crime
To pay off the debts
The cops connect you to the time
You killed Brett
Your semen matched up with the one
At the scene of the crime
You're convicted of murder
Serving a life time
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the Movies
You press the button and you get a montage
Now you're pen pals
With the hot model
She investigates murders
With semen on the scene
She runs a podcast called
Semen Crimes
It's earned $30 in ad revenue
She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo
You're pretending to be interested
But you don't really care
You're just hoping for some nudes
Before the electric chair
Cuz you've only seen dicks
For the past seven years
Then you get killed in a prison fight.
And you're dead.
50 years later you got resurrected
Cuz your best friend's got the cure
To human death
You go to the model's grave
To pay your respects
But you ain't gonna leave without
Getting a kiss
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage
It's a
Montage Machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.68] Anthony needs some cereal
[00:20.75] He don't wanna waste no time
[00:24.12] Pour the milk like it's life or death
[00:28.01] Cereal in the bowl is the best
[00:31.72] It's a
[00:33.09] Montage Machine
[00:36.47] You press the button and you get a montage
[00:40.65] Just like in the Movies
[00:44.54] You press the button and you get a montage
[00:48.01] You wanna be the best
[00:50.15] And teach Brett a lesson
[00:52.70] You gotta work hard
[00:53.98] Get big ass muscles and stretching
[00:56.66] Now it's time to put your training to the test
[01:00.48] You're gonna beat him in the fight
[01:02.44] Cuz you're the best
[01:04.09] (Oh wait no, you just, him him with a car... Guess that works.)
[01:09.92] It's a
[01:10.85] Montage Machine
[01:14.66] You press the button and you get a montage
[01:19.01] Just like in the Movies
[01:22.75] You press the button and you get a montage
[01:26.25] You wanna get that model
[01:28.03] But you need a lot of money
[01:30.38] So you gotta go to college
[01:32.44] And get a good job
[01:33.89] But you have trouble with Math
[01:36.72] So you get a tutor
[01:38.34] Now you've got math skills
[01:39.98] You'll get that model in no time
[01:42.35] But the tutor steals your laptop
[01:45.03] And flees the country
[01:47.13] You're crazy in debt
[01:48.58] And can't complete your degree
[01:51.15] You move back with your folks
[01:55.15] And now your life's a joke
[01:57.97] You look to your father
[02:00.22] And see the disappointment in his eyes
[02:05.61] And all you wanted to do
[02:09.21] Was find a hot model to screw...
[02:16.45] So you turn to crime
[02:17.96] To pay off the debts
[02:20.22] The cops connect you to the time
[02:22.42] You killed Brett
[02:24.33] Your semen matched up with the one
[02:26.01] At the scene of the crime
[02:27.87] You're convicted of murder
[02:30.22] Serving a life time
[02:32.14] It's a
[02:33.13] Montage Machine
[02:36.79] You press the button and you get a montage
[02:40.65] Just like in the Movies
[02:44.79] You press the button and you get a montage
[02:49.04] Now you're pen pals
[02:50.59] With the hot model
[02:52.97] She investigates murders
[02:54.98] With semen on the scene
[02:56.88] She runs a podcast called
[02:59.30] Semen Crimes
[03:00.93] It's earned $30 in ad revenue
[03:05.37] She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo
[03:08.76] You're pretending to be interested
[03:11.36] But you don't really care
[03:12.91] You're just hoping for some nudes
[03:14.84] Before the electric chair
[03:17.02] Cuz you've only seen dicks
[03:18.97] For the past seven years
[03:21.61] Then you get killed in a prison fight.
[03:24.35] And you're dead.
[03:27.78] 50 years later you got resurrected
[03:30.73] Cuz your best friend's got the cure
[03:33.09] To human death
[03:34.95] You go to the model's grave
[03:36.96] To pay your respects
[03:38.61] But you ain't gonna leave without
[03:41.18] Getting a kiss
[03:43.27] It's a
[03:44.29] Montage Machine
[03:47.61] You press the button and you get a montage
[03:51.80] Just like in the movies
[03:55.72] You press the button and you get a montage
[03:59.09] It's a
[04:00.26] Montage Machine
[04:03.92] You press the button and you get a montage
[04:08.03] Just like in the movies
[04:11.85] You press the button and you get a montage!
[04:16.60]
[00:20.75] He don't wanna waste no time
[00:24.12] Pour the milk like it's life or death
[00:28.01] Cereal in the bowl is the best
[00:31.72] It's a
[00:33.09] Montage Machine
[00:36.47] You press the button and you get a montage
[00:40.65] Just like in the Movies
[00:44.54] You press the button and you get a montage
[00:48.01] You wanna be the best
[00:50.15] And teach Brett a lesson
[00:52.70] You gotta work hard
[00:53.98] Get big ass muscles and stretching
[00:56.66] Now it's time to put your training to the test
[01:00.48] You're gonna beat him in the fight
[01:02.44] Cuz you're the best
[01:04.09] (Oh wait no, you just, him him with a car... Guess that works.)
[01:09.92] It's a
[01:10.85] Montage Machine
[01:14.66] You press the button and you get a montage
[01:19.01] Just like in the Movies
[01:22.75] You press the button and you get a montage
[01:26.25] You wanna get that model
[01:28.03] But you need a lot of money
[01:30.38] So you gotta go to college
[01:32.44] And get a good job
[01:33.89] But you have trouble with Math
[01:36.72] So you get a tutor
[01:38.34] Now you've got math skills
[01:39.98] You'll get that model in no time
[01:42.35] But the tutor steals your laptop
[01:45.03] And flees the country
[01:47.13] You're crazy in debt
[01:48.58] And can't complete your degree
[01:51.15] You move back with your folks
[01:55.15] And now your life's a joke
[01:57.97] You look to your father
[02:00.22] And see the disappointment in his eyes
[02:05.61] And all you wanted to do
[02:09.21] Was find a hot model to screw...
[02:16.45] So you turn to crime
[02:17.96] To pay off the debts
[02:20.22] The cops connect you to the time
[02:22.42] You killed Brett
[02:24.33] Your semen matched up with the one
[02:26.01] At the scene of the crime
[02:27.87] You're convicted of murder
[02:30.22] Serving a life time
[02:32.14] It's a
[02:33.13] Montage Machine
[02:36.79] You press the button and you get a montage
[02:40.65] Just like in the Movies
[02:44.79] You press the button and you get a montage
[02:49.04] Now you're pen pals
[02:50.59] With the hot model
[02:52.97] She investigates murders
[02:54.98] With semen on the scene
[02:56.88] She runs a podcast called
[02:59.30] Semen Crimes
[03:00.93] It's earned $30 in ad revenue
[03:05.37] She's saving up to buy a Kangaroo
[03:08.76] You're pretending to be interested
[03:11.36] But you don't really care
[03:12.91] You're just hoping for some nudes
[03:14.84] Before the electric chair
[03:17.02] Cuz you've only seen dicks
[03:18.97] For the past seven years
[03:21.61] Then you get killed in a prison fight.
[03:24.35] And you're dead.
[03:27.78] 50 years later you got resurrected
[03:30.73] Cuz your best friend's got the cure
[03:33.09] To human death
[03:34.95] You go to the model's grave
[03:36.96] To pay your respects
[03:38.61] But you ain't gonna leave without
[03:41.18] Getting a kiss
[03:43.27] It's a
[03:44.29] Montage Machine
[03:47.61] You press the button and you get a montage
[03:51.80] Just like in the movies
[03:55.72] You press the button and you get a montage
[03:59.09] It's a
[04:00.26] Montage Machine
[04:03.92] You press the button and you get a montage
[04:08.03] Just like in the movies
[04:11.85] You press the button and you get a montage!
[04:16.60]