Moms Are the Bomb
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โฑ๏ธ 3:00 duration
๐ ID: 6177061
๐ Lyrics
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
I remember when I was eight, my life was going great
My sister loved snapple there was no debate
I thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
Take the plastic of the cap and put it in her drink
And when she sipped it I saw her start to choke
I couldn't forsee it'd get caught in her throat
Her birthday was ruined beacuse of my stupid mistake
She never drank snapple again and I got all her cake
Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day (You rock!)
I didn't want you to find out this way (I love you!)
Hey, Mom I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
And when I was fifteen I messed up again (Oh man)
Trying to impress some girls with my friends
See, I understand the ladies and here was the scoop
Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop
So I found a dog lured him up the steps
Tried to feed him X-Lax but he wouldn't ingest
But I didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches
I knew what I had to do to impress these bitches
But the fire kept spreading, t wouldn't stay put (Aw snap!)
So my Mama had to step the crap out with her foot
Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
Sorry we hid so many things from you years ago
But here's a couple of the things you probably should know
I watched porn on the computer when I told you I never did
Put a sandwhich in the VCR when I was a little kid
I punched a hole in the wall and I hid it with a poster
Tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin' toaster
Threw a big ass party every time you were away
Lied to a hot neighbour and told her I was gay
And that fish might have died because I overfed
And I might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
I remember when I was eight, my life was going great
My sister loved snapple there was no debate
I thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
Take the plastic of the cap and put it in her drink
And when she sipped it I saw her start to choke
I couldn't forsee it'd get caught in her throat
Her birthday was ruined beacuse of my stupid mistake
She never drank snapple again and I got all her cake
Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day (You rock!)
I didn't want you to find out this way (I love you!)
Hey, Mom I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
And when I was fifteen I messed up again (Oh man)
Trying to impress some girls with my friends
See, I understand the ladies and here was the scoop
Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop
So I found a dog lured him up the steps
Tried to feed him X-Lax but he wouldn't ingest
But I didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches
I knew what I had to do to impress these bitches
But the fire kept spreading, t wouldn't stay put (Aw snap!)
So my Mama had to step the crap out with her foot
Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
Sorry we hid so many things from you years ago
But here's a couple of the things you probably should know
I watched porn on the computer when I told you I never did
Put a sandwhich in the VCR when I was a little kid
I punched a hole in the wall and I hid it with a poster
Tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin' toaster
Threw a big ass party every time you were away
Lied to a hot neighbour and told her I was gay
And that fish might have died because I overfed
And I might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.69] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[00:07.25] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[00:09.93] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[00:12.63] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[00:15.29] I remember when I was eight, my life was going great
[00:17.85] My sister loved snapple there was no debate
[00:20.55] I thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
[00:23.17] Take the plastic of the cap and put it in her drink
[00:25.92] And when she sipped it I saw her start to choke
[00:28.31] I couldn't forsee it'd get caught in her throat
[00:31.01] Her birthday was ruined beacuse of my stupid mistake
[00:33.55] She never drank snapple again and I got all her cake
[00:36.37] Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day (You rock!)
[00:38.92] I didn't want you to find out this way (I love you!)
[00:41.42] Hey, Mom I did something that wasn't that cool
[00:43.83] So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
[00:46.31] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[00:49.17] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[00:51.62] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[00:54.34] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[00:57.13] And when I was fifteen I messed up again (Oh man)
[00:59.88] Trying to impress some girls with my friends
[01:02.15] See, I understand the ladies and here was the scoop
[01:04.79] Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop
[01:07.34] So I found a dog lured him up the steps
[01:09.90] Tried to feed him X-Lax but he wouldn't ingest
[01:12.48] But I didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches
[01:15.48] I knew what I had to do to impress these bitches
[01:17.98] But the fire kept spreading, t wouldn't stay put (Aw snap!)
[01:20.21] So my Mama had to step the crap out with her foot
[01:23.03] Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
[01:25.47] So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
[01:28.16] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[01:30.86] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[01:33.41] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[01:35.94] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[01:38.53] Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
[01:43.58] Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
[01:49.21] Sorry we hid so many things from you years ago
[01:52.06] But here's a couple of the things you probably should know
[01:54.48] I watched porn on the computer when I told you I never did
[01:56.93] Put a sandwhich in the VCR when I was a little kid
[01:59.80] I punched a hole in the wall and I hid it with a poster
[02:02.56] Tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin' toaster
[02:05.27] Threw a big ass party every time you were away
[02:07.82] Lied to a hot neighbour and told her I was gay
[02:10.18] And that fish might have died because I overfed
[02:12.57] And I might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed
[02:15.29] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[02:17.81] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[02:20.21] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[02:23.02] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[02:25.59] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[02:28.26] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[02:30.72] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[02:33.24] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[02:36.56]
[00:07.25] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[00:09.93] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[00:12.63] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[00:15.29] I remember when I was eight, my life was going great
[00:17.85] My sister loved snapple there was no debate
[00:20.55] I thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
[00:23.17] Take the plastic of the cap and put it in her drink
[00:25.92] And when she sipped it I saw her start to choke
[00:28.31] I couldn't forsee it'd get caught in her throat
[00:31.01] Her birthday was ruined beacuse of my stupid mistake
[00:33.55] She never drank snapple again and I got all her cake
[00:36.37] Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day (You rock!)
[00:38.92] I didn't want you to find out this way (I love you!)
[00:41.42] Hey, Mom I did something that wasn't that cool
[00:43.83] So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
[00:46.31] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[00:49.17] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[00:51.62] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[00:54.34] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[00:57.13] And when I was fifteen I messed up again (Oh man)
[00:59.88] Trying to impress some girls with my friends
[01:02.15] See, I understand the ladies and here was the scoop
[01:04.79] Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop
[01:07.34] So I found a dog lured him up the steps
[01:09.90] Tried to feed him X-Lax but he wouldn't ingest
[01:12.48] But I didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches
[01:15.48] I knew what I had to do to impress these bitches
[01:17.98] But the fire kept spreading, t wouldn't stay put (Aw snap!)
[01:20.21] So my Mama had to step the crap out with her foot
[01:23.03] Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
[01:25.47] So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day rule
[01:28.16] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[01:30.86] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[01:33.41] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[01:35.94] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[01:38.53] Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
[01:43.58] Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
[01:49.21] Sorry we hid so many things from you years ago
[01:52.06] But here's a couple of the things you probably should know
[01:54.48] I watched porn on the computer when I told you I never did
[01:56.93] Put a sandwhich in the VCR when I was a little kid
[01:59.80] I punched a hole in the wall and I hid it with a poster
[02:02.56] Tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin' toaster
[02:05.27] Threw a big ass party every time you were away
[02:07.82] Lied to a hot neighbour and told her I was gay
[02:10.18] And that fish might have died because I overfed
[02:12.57] And I might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed
[02:15.29] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[02:17.81] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[02:20.21] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[02:23.02] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[02:25.59] Hey Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
[02:28.26] And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
[02:30.72] I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
[02:33.24] And nine months later I burst out of your womb
[02:36.56]