Armageddon

Cobwebs, ectoplasm
A game of Scrabble or a fake orgasm
Calling you from deep in my abyss
These words I can't afford you to miss
Please help me through my self-inflicted armageddon
My self-inflicted armageddon, armageddon, armageddon
Origami, the Salvation Army
Scientology, none of these will calm me
That's why I'm screaming from deep in my abyss
These words I can't afford you to miss
Please help me through my self-inflicted armageddon
My self-inflicted armageddon, armageddon, armageddon
These words I can't afford you to miss
Please help me through my self-inflicted armageddon
My self-inflicted armageddon, armageddon, armageddon
UV rays, Factor 40
This game of Twister's got a little bit naughty
That's why I'm screaming from deep in my abyss
These words I can't afford you to miss
Please help me through my self-inflicted armageddon
My self-inflicted armageddon, armageddon, armageddon
Please help me through my self-inflicted armageddon
My self-inflicted armageddon, armageddon, armageddon