#1 Funkateer

Well, alright! Watch me talk.
Yeah ah, Casper, could you accept the Jammy Award for Bootsy?
Well, Lordy be! The little ol' Lord's makin' me, bopper.
Say thanks for makin' me #1 funkateer of all time.

You're #1, baby. Yeah (yeah), surely the one giveth and
The one taketh away, bopper.

You're #1, baby, yeah. You're #1, baby, uuuu.

You're #1, baby, yeah uuuu, baby, yeah, my #1, my #1,
My #1, yeah ouh oh, baby. You're #1, baby, yeah, my #1,
My #1, my #1, uuuuu, baby, yeah.

Let's take it to the floor, bozo. You bad, let's take it to the
Floor, bozo. Let's take it to the floor, bozo. You're #1.
Baby baby baby, you're my #1. Playboy, play! Hey, playboy,
Don't you know that, ah, it's so great to play today?
And it's so great to play today. I don't know about tomorrow,
It's so great to play. Yeah, you can have a little fun, bopper,
Today. Wouldn't it be nice to have it your way?