Thrift Shop

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[00:20.17] I got a nasty rash
[00:22.14] Probably from wearing this gross used jacket
[00:25.16] Front pocket
[00:26.21] Just found a used condom
[00:27.26] Guess I should've washed it
[00:30.28] Walkin' into the club like
[00:31.26] "Wait, what? I think that I'm lost"
[00:32.26] I'm messed up and smell like piss from the thrift shop
[00:35.33] Wipe the dandruff with so much swag
[00:37.34] The people like:
[00:38.30] "Damn, that's a gross ass cracker"
[00:40.48] Wearing these used panties
[00:41.44] Hope you don't get a disease
[00:42.49] Who gives a shit?
[00:43.43] Got 'em with these shoes, super cheap
[00:45.48] Those really stink
[00:46.51] Said a girl sitting next to me
[00:47.56] You look like you're homeless
[00:48.55] And what is that on your jeans?
[00:50.56] Jizzzz
[00:53.62] But hey, pretty sure it's aids free
[00:55.65] They had a bloody sweater
[00:56.63] I bought a bloody sweater
[00:57.62] Since I've been wearing it
[00:58.64] My stomach is starting to hurt
[01:00.70] Hello, hello my shin's turning yellow
[01:02.60] Oh, thats the hepatitis
[01:04.61] It comes with all of the clothes
[01:05.72] Now I'm feeling real sick
[01:06.73] Gonna puke on my toes
[01:07.79] The sneakers head will be like:
[01:08.88] "AH! Not on the Velcros!"
[01:10.87] I don't know where I am
[01:11.85] Does someone knows how to get to Mc Donalds?
[01:14.81] I got lost, now I'm in the thrift shop
[01:17.83] This is fucking awful
[01:20.94] I can help you with that
[01:22.86] I just found a big mac in my back pocket
[01:24.99] Oh needle, I also found a needle
[01:27.98] This tastes fucking awful
[01:31.00] What you know about having a really bad hair-do?
[01:33.09] What you know about getting cramps from my hat, dude?
[01:36.06] I'm diggin', I'm diggin'
[01:37.04] I'm searchin' right through this dumpster
[01:38.09] This dead cat would go perfect with my shirt!
[01:41.19] Thank your grandad for donating his old dirty dentures
[01:43.13] Even though my mouth really hurts
[01:46.10] Are you okay, man?
[01:47.26] I think you should see a doctor
[01:48.29] Nah, I'll be fine
[01:49.27] I don't need no god damn doctor
[01:51.29] My hands are turning black
[01:52.24] I can't feel my nut sack
[01:53.30] I got gonorrhea and the clap
[01:54.31] Oh man, it stings like a mothafucka
[01:56.39] I think the bugs are biting in this mothafucka
[01:58.31] Okay, honestly dude
[02:00.32] Stop saying mothafucka!
[02:01.40] I just lost all my feelings in my legs now
[02:03.43] I can't walk so I'm crawlin' on the damn ground
[02:06.45] Stop playing saxophone
[02:07.40] And help me get back up so I can go back to the club and show off my clothes
[02:11.42] Dude, you're bleeding from your nose!
[02:14.42] Your mouth is full of foam!
[02:17.46] I don't care man, let's go!
[02:20.52] Macklemore looks like ass
[02:23.56] I think he needs a thrift shop intervention
[02:25.50] He is green and he is seizuring
[02:28.59] We need to talk to him
[02:31.55] We think you need rehab
[02:33.69] This is getting real bad
[02:36.70] Stop buying diseased clothes
[02:38.65] From the thrift shop down the road
[02:41.74] But they're incredible
[02:43.74] And they blahblahblah
[02:46.74] He needs a hospital!
[02:48.84] Lets take him, it's down the road
[02:53.88] Where my arms and legs go?!
[02:57.84] We cut off all your limbs
[02:59.81] They were infected from the gross clothes you bought
[03:02.97] You almost died
[03:03.92] You're lucky to be alive
[03:05.82] Yo, where's the nearest thrift shop?
[03:07.94] You know, there's actually one right down the road
[03:09.96] Dude, thanks man
[03:10.87] Hella dope parody by the way
[03:11.79] Dude was that Macklemore?
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