Universe Man (feat. Serengeti)

[00:09.25] Yeah, you can have it all
[00:11.07] You can get the girl
[00:12.21] And if you're short
[00:12.97] Be the tallest midget in the world
[00:14.68] It's your orchard, no self-torture
[00:16.96] Hold head high like the guy on the New Yorker
[00:19.45] Though, that guy reminds me of slavery
[00:21.83] I'll let that inspire me to bravery
[00:24.15] Click Twitter, read j smooth and be the boy
[00:26.60] YouTube for reruns of Freakazoid
[00:29.09] Trying not to laugh or even talk a lot
[00:31.34] People try to get shit done at the coffee shop
[00:34.10] Good script, man
[00:34.93] Grab that oscar
[00:36.08] Don't settle for shrimp pans, have that lobster
[00:38.72] But sit straight or you'll have bad posture
[00:41.06] And run into a hunchback
[00:42.35] And damn, that's awkward
[00:43.67] More rap advice
[00:44.72] I'll open the coffers
[00:45.95] You don't have to ask, I'll just offer
[00:48.43] Believe me I understand
[00:50.53] I lost a couple battles like MC Shan
[00:53.24] But now my days go according to plan
[00:55.71] Powerful man, universe man
[00:58.41] This is not email spam
[01:00.32] Or trojan malware that eats up ram
[01:02.63] Just follow step one, step two then bam
[01:05.14] Powerful man, universe man
[01:08.40] And it don't cost three grand
[01:10.09] You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan
[01:12.48] Don't need muscles or a situation tan
[01:15.06] Powerful man, universe man
[01:17.51] Go easy on the buffalo wings
[01:19.64] Do your best to stay out of a juggalo ring
[01:21.94] Bring half the intensity Mark Ruffalo brings
[01:24.57] And you'll do fine
[01:25.70] A little Windex makes your school shoes shine
[01:28.18] Or rock 'em all scuffed, the weird kids are artsy
[01:30.51] The jocks are all tough
[01:31.80] Had an x-ray and everything the doctor saw sucked
[01:34.26] I still feel awesome
[01:35.44] Unless I feel weird
[01:36.69] I keep it confident for the sex appeal, yeah
[01:39.19] And walk like a king, a queen, if you're a lady
[01:41.33] It all comes in time
[01:42.50] Like the teeth of a baby
[01:43.77] Just a little bit of crying and bleeding in between
[01:46.30] After ill meals there's still appliances to clean
[01:48.67] No, trash is in the blue, recycling in the green
[01:52.09] Now go out there and be somebody
[01:56.24] Believe me I understand
[01:58.60] I lost a couple battles like MC Shan
[02:01.21] But now my days go according to plan
[02:03.50] Powerful man, universe man
[02:06.61] This is not email spam
[02:08.22] Or trojan malware that eats up ram
[02:10.71] Just follow step one, step two then bam
[02:13.03] Powerful man, universe man
[02:16.56] And it don't cost three grand
[02:17.81] You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan
[02:20.32] Don't need muscles or a situation tan
[02:22.73] Powerful man, universe man
[02:24.96] Yo the principles of pleasure are "accept the universe's gifts"
[02:27.72] GCI blaze the hits, stay cool, gangsta rule
[02:30.06] Play the cards, take the shot
[02:31.31] Try something least famliar
[02:32.59] Hard like the wonder licker
[02:33.75] Tribe in all sanscript
[02:34.89] At least it's nice, breeze and dream
[02:36.19] Woman that you met in France
[02:37.36] Held hands while you dance
[02:38.55] Imagination at a glance
[02:39.74] Art house forewarns
[02:40.95] This one's about a shopping clerk
[02:42.14] Widow and a stepdad
[02:43.39] Erotic like a golden lab
[02:44.55] Kiss a little, eat your shoes
[02:45.81] If you can stay and not peruse
[02:47.08] Little poo's shoes, chartreuse
[02:48.53] Tiny little kangaroos
[02:49.43] From a village, feeling free
[02:50.74] Energetic energy
[02:51.87] Universal man, was that him?
[02:53.47] Used to look damn
[02:54.50] Yes it is, yes it was
[02:55.59] Feeling so glum
[02:56.83] Uncomfortably dumb, numb
[02:58.03] Silly back then
[02:59.09] Any place could be great, if you have a little grace
[03:00.98] Paris could be boring, too, even Vegas in space, dog
[03:03.81] Yo, be optimistic
[03:04.91] Have fun like a bimbo
[03:06.37] Smoother than a limo window
[03:07.84] There's other herbs in in sento
[03:09.06] Plants that are cool, help children use words
[03:11.02] And learn to use tools, infuses
[03:12.76] Universal man, use it, do it
[03:14.36] Be prepared for the end of times
[03:15.59] Get amped, prepped
[03:16.57] Have a little pep
[03:17.47] Walk it off, calf cramped tight
[03:19.07] Come on, fool, excellent source for companionship
[03:21.06] I may be mules and fuel
[03:22.42] There's stranger plants that are also cool
[03:24.22] Universal man, truths
[03:25.36] Plants that could be used as roofs and shoes
[03:27.25] Chilling out the ranger rules
[03:28.59] Scorpion, gold tail rings
[03:30.15] Old Russian nicknames
[03:31.50] Airplanes graveyard
[03:32.53] Discovering lumbering
[03:33.79] Singing and strumming, king-a-ling
[03:35.54] Beautiful mall, meeting fling brings lean green things
[03:38.09] Gah
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