Friends With Tractors

[00:16.09] I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane
[00:20.82] He said he had rich and famous friends, yeah he liked droppin' names
[00:25.08] I said, "Well, howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors
[00:29.68] But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors"
[00:35.46] They'll grow your groceries, haul a load
[00:37.93] Pull you out and fix the road
[00:39.83] They're good at slowin' speeders down
[00:42.14] When they pass through from out of town
[00:44.27] I'll live out in the country happily ever after
[00:49.05] I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
[00:56.39] Come Friday night we hit the woods, go boggin' in our trucks
[01:00.68] It's just about a guarantee some good old boy gets stuck
[01:05.33] Where I come from, you can bet your butt a mudhole ain't a factor
[01:09.47] I'll sink mine to the floorboards' 'cause I got friends with tractors
[01:15.00] And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load
[01:17.87] Pull you out and fix the road
[01:20.08] They're good at slowing speeders down
[01:22.01] When they pass through from out of town
[01:24.27] I'll live out in the country happily ever after
[01:28.80] I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
[01:33.36]
[01:42.65] I've been to fancy five-star restaurants and I left there barely filled
[01:47.54] They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread
[01:51.95] That gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker
[01:56.47] But I'll stay fat and happy 'cause I got friends with tractors
[02:02.07] And they'll grow your groceries, haul a load
[02:04.24] Pull you out and fix the road
[02:06.67] They're good at slowin' speeders down
[02:08.78] When they pass through from out of town
[02:11.18] We'll live out in the country happily ever after
[02:15.63] I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
[02:20.03] Yeah, I got everything I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
[02:26.88] Yee-haw
[02:31.56] Yeah man, talkin' about Internationals
[02:34.72] John Deeres, Massey Fergusons
[02:38.77] Whatever you got, we don't discriminate
[02:42.82] Front end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers
[02:46.56] Need 'em, gotta have 'em
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[02:55.60] I believe I do know one actor
[02:58.07] Is Larry the cable guy an actor?
[03:00.93] Oh well, he's got a tractor
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