Evil Genius
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โฑ๏ธ 3:04 duration
๐ ID: 6236619
๐ Lyrics
Out in the hallway
I said "Hello, the dance is this Friday, do you wanna go?"
"Probably not," she promptly replied,
"But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy"
Yeah, I should've known
I'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
But here is the truth
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels
Down in the basement, I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered genetically
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon
Its not quite completed, but its coming soon
When I fall asleep all I do is dream
Of candle-lit dates in the laboratory
And when I'm awake its hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels
I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
I walked through the door and what should I see
But it was Kelly staring back at me
And she said,
"I've always wanted to be a mad professor,
With a bottlednosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
If that's the kind of thing your into I'm your girl"
'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And now that I found you
We can take over the world
With Cyborg Robot squirrels
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels
I said "Hello, the dance is this Friday, do you wanna go?"
"Probably not," she promptly replied,
"But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy"
Yeah, I should've known
I'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
But here is the truth
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels
Down in the basement, I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered genetically
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon
Its not quite completed, but its coming soon
When I fall asleep all I do is dream
Of candle-lit dates in the laboratory
And when I'm awake its hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army
Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels
I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
I walked through the door and what should I see
But it was Kelly staring back at me
And she said,
"I've always wanted to be a mad professor,
With a bottlednosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
If that's the kind of thing your into I'm your girl"
'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And now that I found you
We can take over the world
With Cyborg Robot squirrels
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.32] Out in the hallway
[00:05.93] I said "Hello, the dance is this Friday, do you wanna go?"
[00:11.01] "Probably not," she promptly replied,
[00:14.38] "But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy"
[00:17.63] Yeah, I should've known
[00:19.44] I'd end up at home
[00:21.14] Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
[00:24.69] But here is the truth
[00:26.45] If she only knew
[00:28.40] That I've got a secret she'd never believe
[00:34.44] Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
[00:37.40] With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
[00:41.07] And she'll never know that
[00:42.99] We can take over the world
[00:46.08] With cyborg robot squirrels
[00:53.01] With cyborg robot squirrels
[01:04.23] Down in the basement, I wish she could see
[01:07.48] The monkeys I've altered genetically
[01:10.87] And all of my plans to make a home on the moon
[01:14.56] Its not quite completed, but its coming soon
[01:17.91] When I fall asleep all I do is dream
[01:21.35] Of candle-lit dates in the laboratory
[01:24.72] And when I'm awake its hard to concentrate
[01:28.08] On the assembly of my robot army
[01:34.31] Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
[01:37.55] With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
[01:41.19] And she'll never know that
[01:42.83] We can take over the world
[01:46.29] With cyborg robot squirrels
[01:52.96] With cyborg robot squirrels
[02:02.26] I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
[02:05.91] There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
[02:09.38] I walked through the door and what should I see
[02:12.57] But it was Kelly staring back at me
[02:18.09] And she said,
[02:19.02] "I've always wanted to be a mad professor,
[02:22.31] With a bottlednosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
[02:25.72] If that's the kind of thing your into I'm your girl"
[02:32.39] 'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
[02:35.76] With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
[02:39.13] And now that I found you
[02:40.84] We can take over the world
[02:44.75] With Cyborg Robot squirrels
[02:51.40] With Cyborg Robot Squirrels
[02:59.21]
[00:05.93] I said "Hello, the dance is this Friday, do you wanna go?"
[00:11.01] "Probably not," she promptly replied,
[00:14.38] "But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy"
[00:17.63] Yeah, I should've known
[00:19.44] I'd end up at home
[00:21.14] Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
[00:24.69] But here is the truth
[00:26.45] If she only knew
[00:28.40] That I've got a secret she'd never believe
[00:34.44] Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
[00:37.40] With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
[00:41.07] And she'll never know that
[00:42.99] We can take over the world
[00:46.08] With cyborg robot squirrels
[00:53.01] With cyborg robot squirrels
[01:04.23] Down in the basement, I wish she could see
[01:07.48] The monkeys I've altered genetically
[01:10.87] And all of my plans to make a home on the moon
[01:14.56] Its not quite completed, but its coming soon
[01:17.91] When I fall asleep all I do is dream
[01:21.35] Of candle-lit dates in the laboratory
[01:24.72] And when I'm awake its hard to concentrate
[01:28.08] On the assembly of my robot army
[01:34.31] Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
[01:37.55] With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
[01:41.19] And she'll never know that
[01:42.83] We can take over the world
[01:46.29] With cyborg robot squirrels
[01:52.96] With cyborg robot squirrels
[02:02.26] I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
[02:05.91] There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
[02:09.38] I walked through the door and what should I see
[02:12.57] But it was Kelly staring back at me
[02:18.09] And she said,
[02:19.02] "I've always wanted to be a mad professor,
[02:22.31] With a bottlednosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
[02:25.72] If that's the kind of thing your into I'm your girl"
[02:32.39] 'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
[02:35.76] With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
[02:39.13] And now that I found you
[02:40.84] We can take over the world
[02:44.75] With Cyborg Robot squirrels
[02:51.40] With Cyborg Robot Squirrels
[02:59.21]