Happy Birthday, Chad! (Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88)

Okay, folks. This is a special occasion tonight
And I'd like to have you help me out with something if you would
This is Chad Wackerman's 28th birthday
Do you think that
Do you think I could get you to help me sing
"Happy Birthday" to Chad? Right, ready?

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Chazzie
Happy birthday to you, alright (I mean that)
It's hot (A heartfelt)

Now, just to tell you what is going to happen
During this part of the show
The Long Island Ballet Company will make a brief appearance
During the first number
They've been rehearsing quite a bit for this appearance
They're going to
We're gonna play "Packard Goose" and in the middle of it
We're going to insert the "Royal March" from
L'histoire du soldat by Stravinsky and so
The Long Island Ballet Company will come out and dance to that
And uh, we have to keep the show moving so we won't stop
But just, you know, clap for them when they go off
They'll appreciate it a lot