Hot Wired

My baby's got a talent she don't like to talk about
It's sent her daddy to the pen, and he still ain't got out
It runs in the family like some kind of burnin' fire
Her kin can get a free ride, it don't matter where they are

She hot wired my hot plate, hot wired my coffee pot
And I do believe she's hot wired dang near everything I got
She climbed up on a ladder, hot wired my ceiling fan
When she come back down to Earth, she hot wired me, man
Hot wired, hot wired, hot wired, I've been hot wired

She walked out in the barn one day and she hot wired a cow
If you don't believe me boys, try to milk her now
She hot wired the doorbell, now it sounds just like a train
If you hold your finger on it, it'll hot wire your brain

She might hot wire your Chevy, she might hot wire your Ford
She hot wired Ernest Tubb and his Texas Troubadors
Then she laid her hands upon me, you shoulda seen the sparks
That hot wirin' woman went and hot wired my heart
Hot wired, hot wired, hot wired, I've been hot wired

You better not let her change the strings on your flat top guitar
She'll done have you 'lectrified like a rock 'n roll star
Can't wait to plug it in, can't wait to turn it on
Get the whole dern house to rockin' like the doggone Rolling Stones

When the blue lights started flashin', I said "Girl you gone too far"
When the police wadn't lookin', she hit wired the police car
Her daddy's doin' 8 to 10, but he left his tools behind
Now every night his daughter likes to hot wire my mind
Hot wired, hot wired, hot wired, I've been hot wired
Hot wired, hot wired, hot wired, I've been hot wired