The Usual

I woke up on the floor again
And I needed something to eat,
So I went down the street to Monty's Grill

"What'll it be?", said Monty, sporting a wry grin
"Just give me the usual, Monty", I said
Monty just scratched his head and said,
"What is that again?"

Well, the usual was a Utah burger,
With cheese fries
And a coke
Monty knew that.
I had been coming there every day for the last four years

Then I began to realize,
The man behind the counter
Was the impostor!