Effington

[00:01.75] If there's a God, he's laughing at us
[00:06.29] And our football team
[00:17.04] Effington could be a wonderful effing place
[00:22.87] I can see it from the highway
[00:25.26] And I'm wondering
[00:28.85] Are they effing in their yards, effing in their cars
[00:31.53] Effing in their trailers in the back roads
[00:33.35] And the parking lots
[00:36.04] Of Effington
[00:37.80] Making my way to Normal, Illinois
[00:49.56] Maybe I should ditch this little white rental
[00:52.27] On the interstate
[00:53.11] And start a new effing life
[00:55.88] In Effington
[01:01.35] I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family
[01:04.91] Or I could just keep on movin' on, movin' on, movin' on, movin' on
[01:09.43] Not stop 'til I get to Normal
[01:12.11] I want to live in Effington
[01:15.77] I want to die there too
[01:18.49] Please bury me in Effington
[01:21.19] In Effington, in Effington, oh
[01:25.69] I've got this movie in my mind of Effington
[01:36.42] And the soundtrack to it sounds like this:
[01:40.93] (Dah dah dah, dah dah dah, dah dah daaaah)
[01:59.08] I want to live in Effington
[02:01.75] I want to die there too
[02:04.44] Please bury me in Effington
[02:07.10] In Effington, in Effington, oh
[02:25.19] If there's a God, he's laughing at us
[02:29.62] And our football team
[02:37.88] And then the people who live in Normal
[02:40.55] Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effington
[02:44.12] That's what normal people do
[02:46.81] Do normal people do it too, normal people do it too,
[02:50.42] Normal people do it, people do it, people do it . . .
[03:04.99] Hey, hey
[03:05.87] Yee haw!
[03:10.35] I want to live in Effington
[03:12.14] I want to die there too
[03:15.71] Please bury me in Effington
[03:18.45] In Effington, in Effington
[03:19.30] In Effington, in Effington . . .
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