The Chanukah Song, Pt. 2 (Live Version)
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โฑ๏ธ 3:59 duration
๐ ID: 6305729
๐ Lyrics
Time to take out the menorahs
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is a festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights
So when you feel the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidel
With Ralph Lauren and Calvin Cline
Guess who gives and recieves
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad-ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
Two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah
Celebrates Chanukah
OJ Simpson
Still not a jew
But guess who is
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
Cuz we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No i'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is
Tell that Daryl Lamonaka.
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced CHA-nukah
The C is silent in Chaunkah
So read your hooked on phonicahs
Get drunk in tiajuanakah
If you really really wannakah
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah
Happy Chaunkah
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is a festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights
So when you feel the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidel
With Ralph Lauren and Calvin Cline
Guess who gives and recieves
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad-ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
Two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah
Celebrates Chanukah
OJ Simpson
Still not a jew
But guess who is
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
Cuz we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No i'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is
Tell that Daryl Lamonaka.
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced CHA-nukah
The C is silent in Chaunkah
So read your hooked on phonicahs
Get drunk in tiajuanakah
If you really really wannakah
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah
Happy Chaunkah
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.70] Time to take out the menorahs
[00:12.13] Put on your yarmulke
[00:16.26] It's time for Chanukah
[00:19.87] So much funukah
[00:22.79] To celebrate Chanukah
[00:31.52] Chanukah is a festival of lights
[00:41.18] Instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights
[00:48.88] So when you feel the only kid in town
[00:55.66] Without a Christmas tree
[01:01.93] Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
[01:03.63] Just like you and me
[01:11.34] Winona Ryder
[01:15.17] Drinks Manischewitz wine
[01:17.95] Then spins a dreidel
[01:21.49] With Ralph Lauren and Calvin Cline
[01:24.18] Guess who gives and recieves
[01:28.23] Loads of Chanukah toys
[01:31.16] The girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys
[01:37.20] Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish
[01:40.57] Courtney Love is half too
[01:44.18] Put them together
[01:46.21] What a funky bad-ass Jew
[01:50.37] We got Harvey Keitel
[01:56.40] And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
[02:00.45] Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
[02:03.44] And yes her boobs are real
[02:07.15] Put on that yarmulke
[02:09.67] It's time for Chanukah
[02:12.97] Two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah
[02:16.84] Celebrates Chanukah
[02:20.17] OJ Simpson
[02:23.07] Still not a jew
[02:25.99] But guess who is
[02:27.83] The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
[02:32.63] Bob Dylan was born a Jew
[02:35.88] Then he wasn't but now he's back
[02:38.66] Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
[02:41.62] Cuz we're pretty good in the sack
[02:44.67] Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed
[02:47.92] On the PGA tour
[02:51.36] No i'm not talking about Tiger Woods
[02:53.80] I'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore
[02:59.97] So many Jews are in the show biz
[03:07.53] Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
[03:11.26] But my mother thinks he is
[03:14.46] Tell that Daryl Lamonaka.
[03:17.21] It's time to celebrate Chanukah
[03:20.69] It's not pronounced CHA-nukah
[03:23.83] The C is silent in Chaunkah
[03:26.92] So read your hooked on phonicahs
[03:29.87] Get drunk in tiajuanakah
[03:33.02] If you really really wannakah
[03:36.13] Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah
[03:43.64] Happy Chaunkah
[03:47.33]
[00:12.13] Put on your yarmulke
[00:16.26] It's time for Chanukah
[00:19.87] So much funukah
[00:22.79] To celebrate Chanukah
[00:31.52] Chanukah is a festival of lights
[00:41.18] Instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights
[00:48.88] So when you feel the only kid in town
[00:55.66] Without a Christmas tree
[01:01.93] Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
[01:03.63] Just like you and me
[01:11.34] Winona Ryder
[01:15.17] Drinks Manischewitz wine
[01:17.95] Then spins a dreidel
[01:21.49] With Ralph Lauren and Calvin Cline
[01:24.18] Guess who gives and recieves
[01:28.23] Loads of Chanukah toys
[01:31.16] The girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys
[01:37.20] Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish
[01:40.57] Courtney Love is half too
[01:44.18] Put them together
[01:46.21] What a funky bad-ass Jew
[01:50.37] We got Harvey Keitel
[01:56.40] And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
[02:00.45] Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
[02:03.44] And yes her boobs are real
[02:07.15] Put on that yarmulke
[02:09.67] It's time for Chanukah
[02:12.97] Two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah
[02:16.84] Celebrates Chanukah
[02:20.17] OJ Simpson
[02:23.07] Still not a jew
[02:25.99] But guess who is
[02:27.83] The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
[02:32.63] Bob Dylan was born a Jew
[02:35.88] Then he wasn't but now he's back
[02:38.66] Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
[02:41.62] Cuz we're pretty good in the sack
[02:44.67] Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed
[02:47.92] On the PGA tour
[02:51.36] No i'm not talking about Tiger Woods
[02:53.80] I'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore
[02:59.97] So many Jews are in the show biz
[03:07.53] Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
[03:11.26] But my mother thinks he is
[03:14.46] Tell that Daryl Lamonaka.
[03:17.21] It's time to celebrate Chanukah
[03:20.69] It's not pronounced CHA-nukah
[03:23.83] The C is silent in Chaunkah
[03:26.92] So read your hooked on phonicahs
[03:29.87] Get drunk in tiajuanakah
[03:33.02] If you really really wannakah
[03:36.13] Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah
[03:43.64] Happy Chaunkah
[03:47.33]