The Tough Sell
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⏱️ 3:41 duration
🆔 ID: 6307695
📜 Lyrics
"She's a beauty, yes sir she is", said EZ Dan
55, a bad age, smelling of Brut from Fabergé and sweat
EZ Dan don't bathe a lot these days
And why the hell should he anyway?
"She's got a few miles on her, but then again, who don't?"
He said with a slight chuckle
The recent Binaca blast still lingering on his breath
And besides
Them's highway miles
I shifted my weight from one foot to the other
It certainly wasn't the car of my dreams, but the price was right
And EZ Dan assured me the mid 70's were a particularly nice period
For Chrysler products in general and this one is a volaré
And besides
Finally having an eight-track means I can play
All them tapes I ain't been able to listen to
Since high-school
So, we stuffed EZ Dan's body in the trunk and hauled ass out of town
But somewhere just past the middle of nowhere the fuel pump blew
And the oil pump too
And the piston rods hurled straight through the engine block
Dropping oil, gasoline, water and anti-freeze onto the Alabama red clay below
Ain't that a bitch?
I ain't never been lucky with love
I ain't never been lucky with love
I ain't never been lucky with love
I ain't never been lucky with love
55, a bad age, smelling of Brut from Fabergé and sweat
EZ Dan don't bathe a lot these days
And why the hell should he anyway?
"She's got a few miles on her, but then again, who don't?"
He said with a slight chuckle
The recent Binaca blast still lingering on his breath
And besides
Them's highway miles
I shifted my weight from one foot to the other
It certainly wasn't the car of my dreams, but the price was right
And EZ Dan assured me the mid 70's were a particularly nice period
For Chrysler products in general and this one is a volaré
And besides
Finally having an eight-track means I can play
All them tapes I ain't been able to listen to
Since high-school
So, we stuffed EZ Dan's body in the trunk and hauled ass out of town
But somewhere just past the middle of nowhere the fuel pump blew
And the oil pump too
And the piston rods hurled straight through the engine block
Dropping oil, gasoline, water and anti-freeze onto the Alabama red clay below
Ain't that a bitch?
I ain't never been lucky with love
I ain't never been lucky with love
I ain't never been lucky with love
I ain't never been lucky with love
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:22.09] "She's a beauty, yes sir she is", said EZ Dan
[00:27.42] 55, a bad age, smelling of Brut from Fabergé and sweat
[00:33.88] EZ Dan don't bathe a lot these days
[00:37.95] And why the hell should he anyway?
[00:43.52] "She's got a few miles on her, but then again, who don't?"
[00:47.21] He said with a slight chuckle
[00:49.22] The recent Binaca blast still lingering on his breath
[00:54.39] And besides
[01:03.07] Them's highway miles
[01:05.86]
[01:15.96] I shifted my weight from one foot to the other
[01:18.75] It certainly wasn't the car of my dreams, but the price was right
[01:24.01] And EZ Dan assured me the mid 70's were a particularly nice period
[01:29.75] For Chrysler products in general and this one is a volaré
[01:36.80] And besides
[01:42.48] Finally having an eight-track means I can play
[01:45.26] All them tapes I ain't been able to listen to
[01:50.98] Since high-school
[01:53.40]
[02:14.14] So, we stuffed EZ Dan's body in the trunk and hauled ass out of town
[02:19.99] But somewhere just past the middle of nowhere the fuel pump blew
[02:25.02] And the oil pump too
[02:26.86] And the piston rods hurled straight through the engine block
[02:30.66] Dropping oil, gasoline, water and anti-freeze onto the Alabama red clay below
[02:39.01]
[02:45.71] Ain't that a bitch?
[02:50.95] I ain't never been lucky with love
[02:56.25] I ain't never been lucky with love
[03:01.23] I ain't never been lucky with love
[03:06.48] I ain't never been lucky with love
[03:09.84]
[00:27.42] 55, a bad age, smelling of Brut from Fabergé and sweat
[00:33.88] EZ Dan don't bathe a lot these days
[00:37.95] And why the hell should he anyway?
[00:43.52] "She's got a few miles on her, but then again, who don't?"
[00:47.21] He said with a slight chuckle
[00:49.22] The recent Binaca blast still lingering on his breath
[00:54.39] And besides
[01:03.07] Them's highway miles
[01:05.86]
[01:15.96] I shifted my weight from one foot to the other
[01:18.75] It certainly wasn't the car of my dreams, but the price was right
[01:24.01] And EZ Dan assured me the mid 70's were a particularly nice period
[01:29.75] For Chrysler products in general and this one is a volaré
[01:36.80] And besides
[01:42.48] Finally having an eight-track means I can play
[01:45.26] All them tapes I ain't been able to listen to
[01:50.98] Since high-school
[01:53.40]
[02:14.14] So, we stuffed EZ Dan's body in the trunk and hauled ass out of town
[02:19.99] But somewhere just past the middle of nowhere the fuel pump blew
[02:25.02] And the oil pump too
[02:26.86] And the piston rods hurled straight through the engine block
[02:30.66] Dropping oil, gasoline, water and anti-freeze onto the Alabama red clay below
[02:39.01]
[02:45.71] Ain't that a bitch?
[02:50.95] I ain't never been lucky with love
[02:56.25] I ain't never been lucky with love
[03:01.23] I ain't never been lucky with love
[03:06.48] I ain't never been lucky with love
[03:09.84]