Big Pink Dress
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โฑ๏ธ 1:23 duration
๐ ID: 6314354
๐ Lyrics
Howdy folks its me again
Got a message to convey
I'm so confused what's to lose
I think I might turn gay
On the day my bitch left
She said "stick it up your rear"
She never thought she'd hear these words
"Ow your mustache is so tickly down there"
(Drill my ass)
Oh, god it's so tight
(Drill my ass)
This is my first time
(Drill my ass)
"I love you", "I love you too"
I live with Bill its such a thrill, we get it on so fine
We tend our garden everyday
Sometimes it's 69
Play dress up and have puppet shows
We skip and dance and sing
He's so helpful he shaves my back
"Mark, it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat"
(It's so hard)
It feels so right
(It's so hard)
The way he holds me
(It's so hard)
I could just die
When we go drinking
(It's so hard)
The we start thinking
But doin' it to Liberace then we bake a quiche
We went to church he held my hand I gazed into his eyes
He kissed my ear "I said oh dear" my shaft began to rise
He wispered "let's get married"
I squeeked and shouted "yes"
Suddenly our live a big mess
He wore a tux ei wore a big pink dress
(Drill my ass)
Not sure i'm right
(Drill my ass)
What was I thinking
(Drill my ass)
I like bull fights
(Drill my ass)
No more knittng
(Drill my ass)
No more skipping
I tried it once a whole six months
So long mustache
Got a message to convey
I'm so confused what's to lose
I think I might turn gay
On the day my bitch left
She said "stick it up your rear"
She never thought she'd hear these words
"Ow your mustache is so tickly down there"
(Drill my ass)
Oh, god it's so tight
(Drill my ass)
This is my first time
(Drill my ass)
"I love you", "I love you too"
I live with Bill its such a thrill, we get it on so fine
We tend our garden everyday
Sometimes it's 69
Play dress up and have puppet shows
We skip and dance and sing
He's so helpful he shaves my back
"Mark, it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat"
(It's so hard)
It feels so right
(It's so hard)
The way he holds me
(It's so hard)
I could just die
When we go drinking
(It's so hard)
The we start thinking
But doin' it to Liberace then we bake a quiche
We went to church he held my hand I gazed into his eyes
He kissed my ear "I said oh dear" my shaft began to rise
He wispered "let's get married"
I squeeked and shouted "yes"
Suddenly our live a big mess
He wore a tux ei wore a big pink dress
(Drill my ass)
Not sure i'm right
(Drill my ass)
What was I thinking
(Drill my ass)
I like bull fights
(Drill my ass)
No more knittng
(Drill my ass)
No more skipping
I tried it once a whole six months
So long mustache
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.55] Howdy folks its me again
[00:07.58] Got a message to convey
[00:09.24] I'm so confused what's to lose
[00:10.92] I think I might turn gay
[00:12.63] On the day my bitch left
[00:13.98] She said "stick it up your rear"
[00:15.28] She never thought she'd hear these words
[00:17.45] "Ow your mustache is so tickly down there"
[00:19.27] (Drill my ass)
[00:20.25] Oh, god it's so tight
[00:21.65] (Drill my ass)
[00:22.31] This is my first time
[00:23.37] (Drill my ass)
[00:24.41] "I love you", "I love you too"
[00:24.98] I live with Bill its such a thrill, we get it on so fine
[00:28.34] We tend our garden everyday
[00:30.48] Sometimes it's 69
[00:31.31] Play dress up and have puppet shows
[00:33.44] We skip and dance and sing
[00:34.33] He's so helpful he shaves my back
[00:36.51] "Mark, it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat"
[00:39.06] (It's so hard)
[00:40.06] It feels so right
[00:41.05] (It's so hard)
[00:41.51] The way he holds me
[00:42.58] (It's so hard)
[00:43.22] I could just die
[00:43.59] When we go drinking
[00:44.94] (It's so hard)
[00:45.92] The we start thinking
[00:47.38] But doin' it to Liberace then we bake a quiche
[01:00.59] We went to church he held my hand I gazed into his eyes
[01:03.01] He kissed my ear "I said oh dear" my shaft began to rise
[01:05.71] He wispered "let's get married"
[01:07.22] I squeeked and shouted "yes"
[01:08.33] Suddenly our live a big mess
[01:09.61] He wore a tux ei wore a big pink dress
[01:11.20] (Drill my ass)
[01:12.56] Not sure i'm right
[01:13.76] (Drill my ass)
[01:14.84] What was I thinking
[01:15.52] (Drill my ass)
[01:16.37] I like bull fights
[01:16.82] (Drill my ass)
[01:17.22] No more knittng
[01:18.44] (Drill my ass)
[01:18.95] No more skipping
[01:19.81] I tried it once a whole six months
[01:20.25] So long mustache
[01:21.49]
[00:07.58] Got a message to convey
[00:09.24] I'm so confused what's to lose
[00:10.92] I think I might turn gay
[00:12.63] On the day my bitch left
[00:13.98] She said "stick it up your rear"
[00:15.28] She never thought she'd hear these words
[00:17.45] "Ow your mustache is so tickly down there"
[00:19.27] (Drill my ass)
[00:20.25] Oh, god it's so tight
[00:21.65] (Drill my ass)
[00:22.31] This is my first time
[00:23.37] (Drill my ass)
[00:24.41] "I love you", "I love you too"
[00:24.98] I live with Bill its such a thrill, we get it on so fine
[00:28.34] We tend our garden everyday
[00:30.48] Sometimes it's 69
[00:31.31] Play dress up and have puppet shows
[00:33.44] We skip and dance and sing
[00:34.33] He's so helpful he shaves my back
[00:36.51] "Mark, it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat"
[00:39.06] (It's so hard)
[00:40.06] It feels so right
[00:41.05] (It's so hard)
[00:41.51] The way he holds me
[00:42.58] (It's so hard)
[00:43.22] I could just die
[00:43.59] When we go drinking
[00:44.94] (It's so hard)
[00:45.92] The we start thinking
[00:47.38] But doin' it to Liberace then we bake a quiche
[01:00.59] We went to church he held my hand I gazed into his eyes
[01:03.01] He kissed my ear "I said oh dear" my shaft began to rise
[01:05.71] He wispered "let's get married"
[01:07.22] I squeeked and shouted "yes"
[01:08.33] Suddenly our live a big mess
[01:09.61] He wore a tux ei wore a big pink dress
[01:11.20] (Drill my ass)
[01:12.56] Not sure i'm right
[01:13.76] (Drill my ass)
[01:14.84] What was I thinking
[01:15.52] (Drill my ass)
[01:16.37] I like bull fights
[01:16.82] (Drill my ass)
[01:17.22] No more knittng
[01:18.44] (Drill my ass)
[01:18.95] No more skipping
[01:19.81] I tried it once a whole six months
[01:20.25] So long mustache
[01:21.49]