Headless

I’m stumbling around the woods
I never need to wear a hood
I can’t ride a bike, I don’t have a Porsche
‘Cause the headless horseman has a headless horse
Headless
I’m headless
I’m flailing all around over here
Ichabod has nothing to fear
When it comes to bridges, when it comes to ridges, I just stay off
‘Cause when the headless horseman has a headless horse it’s just chaos
Headless
I’m headless
My dentist doesn’t make much money