Jagermeister Love Song

[00:24.97] I know I promised I'd write you a love song
[00:28.01] But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
[00:32.25] Because love is pathetic
[00:34.28] But seventy proof is no less than poetic
[00:37.33] You look your best when my vision is blurry
[00:40.59] That's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
[00:44.55] Because love is emetic
[00:47.66] But not if you bought me a shot and I hit it
[00:50.71] Drink 'till you're crazy
[00:54.88] Dance 'till you're sick
[00:58.77] Take off your bra
[01:01.89] Give it to the 'stick
[01:04.91] Drink 'till your're crazy
[01:07.91] Dance 'till you're sick
[01:11.02] Acknowledge the dumb
[01:14.19] Give in to the 'stick
[01:20.46] I can't see, now I have to pee
[01:23.42] And I can't count to three
[01:24.53] But I can count to JAGERMEISTER!
[01:26.65] YEAH!
[01:33.80] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:34.91] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:35.94] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:38.00] Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
[01:40.04] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:41.12] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:43.37] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:44.21] Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!
[01:46.43] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:48.32] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:49.43] Chug! Chug! Chug!
[01:51.51] Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!
[01:55.64] WHEW!
[01:57.58] Drink 'till you're crazy
[02:01.60] Dance 'till you're sick
[02:04.68] Take off your bra
[02:07.68] Give it to the 'stick
[02:10.65] Drink 'till you're crazy
[02:14.74] Dance 'till you're sick
[02:17.79] Acknowledge the dumb
[02:20.85] Give in to the 'stick
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