Sex Ed Rocks
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โฑ๏ธ 3:13 duration
๐ ID: 6414161
๐ Lyrics
There comes a time in every mans life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
When he grows hair where it used to be bare
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.07] There comes a time in every mans life
[00:05.97] When he grows hair where it used to be bare
[00:13.18] I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
[00:19.23] You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
[00:25.73] Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
[00:31.58] This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
[00:36.56] When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
[00:43.72] That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
[00:49.57] In Sex Ed, remember what you read
[00:56.22] Just forget what the others have said
[01:00.36] Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
[01:02.40] And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
[01:08.88] And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
[01:15.04] Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
[01:18.56] They have the ability to pee in your eye
[01:27.96] (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
[01:30.91] And did we mention
[01:34.59] The risk of getting STDs
[01:37.83] Not just gross hookers have it
[01:41.42] Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
[01:44.97] You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
[01:48.52] Well maybe you should watch more basketball
[01:52.13] Wait a second this is not about sports
[01:54.44] Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
[02:04.53] When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
[02:11.59] That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
[02:17.09] In Sex Ed, remember what you read
[02:23.79] Just forget what the others have said
[02:26.26] Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
[02:39.36] Your body is growing
[02:43.43] You will get hairy
[02:47.74] Your little voice will start to change
[02:51.44] And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
[02:56.12] Your pits will stink
[03:00.07] You'll get zits on your face
[03:04.08] Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
[03:08.30] So listen to this song every day
[03:11.94]
[00:05.97] When he grows hair where it used to be bare
[00:13.18] I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
[00:19.23] You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
[00:25.73] Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
[00:31.58] This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
[00:36.56] When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
[00:43.72] That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
[00:49.57] In Sex Ed, remember what you read
[00:56.22] Just forget what the others have said
[01:00.36] Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
[01:02.40] And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
[01:08.88] And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
[01:15.04] Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
[01:18.56] They have the ability to pee in your eye
[01:27.96] (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)
[01:30.91] And did we mention
[01:34.59] The risk of getting STDs
[01:37.83] Not just gross hookers have it
[01:41.42] Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
[01:44.97] You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
[01:48.52] Well maybe you should watch more basketball
[01:52.13] Wait a second this is not about sports
[01:54.44] Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
[02:04.53] When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
[02:11.59] That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
[02:17.09] In Sex Ed, remember what you read
[02:23.79] Just forget what the others have said
[02:26.26] Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
[02:39.36] Your body is growing
[02:43.43] You will get hairy
[02:47.74] Your little voice will start to change
[02:51.44] And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
[02:56.12] Your pits will stink
[03:00.07] You'll get zits on your face
[03:04.08] Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
[03:08.30] So listen to this song every day
[03:11.94]